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Old April 6th, 2009, 08:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Jessica Simpson: 'I was born wearing high heels'




Jessica Simpson says she was born wearing heels.
The singer - who is currently dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - loves showing off her legs and refuses to take off her stilettos - even when she is at home.
She explains, "My mom has great legs - they are hereditary. I think when my mom had me I came out wearing high heels - I even go to the beach in them! And I walk around my house in them, so that helps keep my legs in shape.
"Curves are empowering - you can't strut your stuff when you are skinny!"
"I do a lot of Pilates," she adds. "I work with 5lb to 10lb weights to get toned. I don't want to be beefy. If I work my legs too hard I end up looking like a wrestler!
"I didn't have a bad body before, it just needed a bit of toning."


Jessica Simpson: 'I Was Born Wearing High Heels' | Showbiz Spy
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Old April 6th, 2009, 08:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So she loves wearing stiletto heels all the time? Great. But bitch better keep her mouth shut in 20 years when she is hobbled like an ancient Chinese woman with feet three inches long from binding.

If bitch was born with heels, then also born with only half a brain!
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Old April 6th, 2009, 09:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds like she's plugging her shoe line. I read somewhere that the line sells pretty well (surprisingly) and that she makes a ton of money off of it. Right now, that's all she has left of her career.
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Old April 6th, 2009, 09:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Heels at the beach.
Just when you think she's said it all....
She has started to lose weight already, right?
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Old April 6th, 2009, 09:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I wonder if she sleeps in her shoes too... I think she's smart enough to do it.
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Old April 6th, 2009, 09:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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her shoes are so fucking ugly. both the ones she sells and the ones she wears.
as for her line, i've seen them in shops and they are poorly made and not even leather in a lot of cases. they would kill my feet.
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Old April 6th, 2009, 10:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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^ I have seen one pair of her shoes that I liked.
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Old April 6th, 2009, 10:59 AM   #8 (permalink)
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How the hell can you go to the beach in heels that huge? She'd get stuck in the sand and washed out with the tides...wishful thinking.
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She probably literally thinks she was born in heels. She's not the brightest bird in the flock.
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I thought Nick was the one that liked high heels.
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I thought Nick was the one that liked high heels.
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Is this when her dad started whoring her out and lusting after her?
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Well, she clearly wasn't born to sing or act or speak intelligently.
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Old April 7th, 2009, 06:05 AM   #14 (permalink)
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And boy, was it tough on her mom...


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Further proof of her stupidity. Not that it was needed.
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