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    Quote Originally Posted by mtlebay View Post
    Bitch is covering her gills. Cockteaser!!

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    February 18th, 2010 Attention BFFs! Angelina’s Freaky Face is NOT Photoshopped — New Pic!

    Angelina Jolie’s face looks completely freaky – reptilian as some of you have pointed out. But whatever the reason for it – possible reasons suggested by plastic surgeons have included botox, a bad neck or lower face lift, or even the result of Angelina having such extremely low body fat, that her neck muscles protrude. She’s so thin remember, that her veins pop out on her hands!
    In any case- these photos of Angelina, 34, are NOT photoshopped. They were taken by two different, very reputable and competitive photo agencies. These agencies do not photoshop their pictures. NOW, we have found a video of Angelina at the BAFTA Awards, on Feb 8, 2009 in London, in which the same strange reptilian muscles are visible. We’ve added a video grab from that event, as further evidence that this strange Angelina face phenomenon is REAL. Do you believe us now?
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    Attention BFFs! Angelina’s Freaky Face is NOT Photoshopped — New Pic! Hollywood Life
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelly View Post
    Haven't read all the posts here but I read somewhere about some doctor that said it was due to botox.
    What would the botox be doing? Drooping the skin into what looks like gills/layers?

    ETA: Forget it. Just saw the response about other muscles needing to pick up the slack.
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    I read that a plastic surgeon looked at the pictures and said she has had something called a ribbon lift? It sounds the most plausible theory to me. It's such a shame young women have silly work done. I used to think she was sexy but she looks rough , underweight and weird now.
    I'm starting to think that the strongest women are those who avoid cosmetic crap! Madonna's face looks like an obese cat now.

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    Yeah, I can see it being a ribbon facelift. I can especially see it in this picture - the one on the bottom.

    For some reason, I am envisioning a human cinch-sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    Yeah, I can see it being a ribbon facelift. I can especially see it in this picture - the one on the bottom.

    For some reason, I am envisioning a human cinch-sack.
    Yeah, looks plausible.

    Remember this?

    She definitely had fat removed and major tightening along her jaw/under her chin. She used to have a bit of a moonface, even when she was skinny. I thought she was exotically gorgeous then. I like a little subcutaneous fat in a woman's face! Jolie looks like Skeletor now.
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    ^ WOW that gif always shocks me!!

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    Default pics from Female First forum:





    sharp as Angie's square jaw

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    lol
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    My advice in the Katie Holmes thread was NOT an invitation to necro every single Jolie thread. It was for your own "I hate Angie" party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    My advice in the Katie Holmes thread was NOT an invitation to necro every single Jolie thread. It was for your own "I hate Angie" party.
    but I think she has you on ignore so I quoted it for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    lol
    love it
    Yeah, I know.

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    sharp as Angie's square jaw

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    she looks like gollum

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    from femalefirst animation thread,







    sharp as Angie's square jaw

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    OMG you are one crazy Deutsche-bag
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    She's worse than Lily in Angie hate..And she's going to end up "ignoring"the whole board and logging out to see any posts.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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