October 21st, 2005, 05:19 PM
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^IT WAS a nasty episode too, Paris's punani was so big that it swallowed a man hole!!! Then big Gay Al did the same thing  |
It was Mr. Slave, South Park's biggest whore, who swallowed a person whole -- that person was Paris Hilton 
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October 21st, 2005, 10:03 PM
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That's the best I could find! 
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October 22nd, 2005, 06:28 AM
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This is my best one of her wonky eye:
SOMEONE explain to me how somebody with brown eyes
can achieve such convincing fake blue ones:
Look carefully at the slight circle around her iris, you can SEE that they are lenses.
JUST in case somebody argues, i KNOW its common knowledge that she has brown eyes though.
Does anyone have pics of her lately with brown eyes?
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October 22nd, 2005, 07:33 AM
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Awww Paris, why the WIDE face?
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October 22nd, 2005, 11:25 AM
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she wears...ummm if you google contact lense forum you'll find a forum that talks about them. i think they're made by coopervision? i forget...but there's a whole forum dedicated to contact lense and they all try them on and stuff...and it all looks pretty bad imo
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October 22nd, 2005, 02:47 PM
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Gee thanks SVZ! 
I went to look, they dont look nearly as convincing as Paris's. I wonder why?
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October 22nd, 2005, 05:00 PM
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because hers get airbrushed 
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October 22nd, 2005, 09:39 PM
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Aww plasticegirl, could she ever have tried to be more convincing? Never new that. She was trying to pass off herself as a blue eyed,blond, american desparate, useless slut.
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October 23rd, 2005, 12:19 AM
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gODDAMn! how is that 1 eye is so squinty and upturned like a cat and the other one is so almond-like and wide open!?! Its disgusting and disturbing!
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October 24th, 2005, 09:32 AM
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on south park:
best paris pix ever:
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October 24th, 2005, 11:06 AM
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on south park:
best paris pix ever:
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Omg, that the money shot right there Weedeater. She looks like one of the muppets with big eyes. It almost looks as if I gonna fall out.
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October 24th, 2005, 11:25 AM
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she should be a mortal kombat character. i'd fight with her
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October 24th, 2005, 11:30 AM
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Someones gonna jump her ass one day, and I cant wait! Probably knock her fucking eye back in place.
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October 24th, 2005, 03:37 PM
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This is why nobody will ever marry her...she can never look at you eye to eye.
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October 24th, 2005, 03:50 PM
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