Patricia Heaton has no frickin' bellybutton!

[Laurent]

I can't stand this superior witch or her fugly face.

[Moongirl]

Originally Posted by zorbeet

I'm an idiot but this has been bothering me since I saw the pictures. Does she have a belly button down with her hoohaa? Did they tuck so much skin her belly button was hacked off?


For the love of God, either cover up that belly or get a better fake belly button.

IIRC from watching those PS shows, when they do a tummy tuck, the real belly button is removed and set aside, the excess skin is cut off, and then when the edges are joined back together, they make a hole in which to re-insert the belly button. Maybe they lost hers and couldn't re-insert it!

[Raspberry gashes]

disturbing.

[Morticia]

Remember when they had to 'remove' Barbara Eden's bellybutton when she played Genie in I Dream of Genie? Back then it was thought to be too sexual. haha my how times have changed! We emphasise them now with all sorts of tattoos and belly rings.

[Morticia]

Originally Posted by Moongirl

IIRC from watching those PS shows, when they do a tummy tuck, the real belly button is removed and set aside, the excess skin is cut off, and then when the edges are joined back together, they make a hole in which to re-insert the belly button. Maybe they lost hers and couldn't re-insert it!

I've often wondered what a bellybutton looks like from the inside. Like is it a big lump or is it attached to anything. I hate the things though. And I HATE being touched there! It makes me feel ill just thinking about it.

haha reminds me of my Mum's bellybutton cleaning escapade. I'm sure I wrote about that here before. I really don't want to go there again!

[sprynkles]

From a website about her:

• "That stomach had to go. It wasn't even a stomach anymore, really. It was more like a big old wrinkly suede bag hanging down, accented with a herniated belly button on a career of its own.... So off to my new best friend, the plastic surgeon, Dr. Hackensack. Not only does Hackensack do a bang-up job, I get to stay in a recovery center for three days and take Percocet, Valium and Ambien all at the same time.''

Patricia Heaton Online:: Heaton's new book a comic odyssey

[Rondette]

Originally Posted by Moongirl

the real belly button is removed and set aside

That is making my belly-button itch. yuk yuk yuk!!

[tictac]

The bellybutton does look odd, but I'm sure she looks tons better than before the surgery. She doesn't look bad in a bikini for a woman her age.

[sheenasawyer]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh where did it go?!!!!111111

[ManxMouse]

Well, she's had like 4 kids hasn't she? All or some c-sections. So I'm sure her stomach did look awful, and at least she's honest about the surgery. I had to laugh when she called out Michelle Pfeiffer on her plastic surgery and Michelle got totally pissed, like "who me???"

Anyway, I think the hating on Patricia is a bit much. I'm pretty left-wing, but if all the liberal celebs get to mouth off on their opinions, why do we hate her so much just because we disagree with her politics? Tolerance has to go both ways.

[AliceInWonderland]

ewwww WHAT THE FUCK!?! is that cuz of her tummy tuck?!!

[cynic]

She should get a tattooed belly button.

I don't hate the woman, but she isn't funny to me.

[sparkly]

Originally Posted by Morticia

I've often wondered what a bellybutton looks like from the inside. Like is it a big lump or is it attached to anything. I hate the things though. And I HATE being touched there! It makes me feel ill just thinking about it.

haha reminds me of my Mum's bellybutton cleaning escapade. I'm sure I wrote about that here before. I really don't want to go there again!

I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

It just feels so weird and it makes me cringe!!!

BTW, I never heard the story, and doubt I could handle it.

[Allie]

I think it's pretty obvious from her sudden ageing halfway through ELR that she doesn't do the whole surgery thing. Good on her. She's getting old, no need to look young when you're not.

[AliceInWonderland]

yeah she has ^ she's admitted to it, but for some odd reason she never got those Dumbo ears pinned back. stupid bitch doesn't believe in stem-cell research so she can go fuck herself in hell! dumbass. (not you allie )