Nicole Bass

**Brah** · March 21st, 2011, 05:32 PM

^Ha!

**MohandasKGanja** · March 21st, 2011, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Jezi

I think this woman may be on steroids. Possibly testosterone. Definitely HGH.

Also, she's 6' 2, apparently.

I definitely think some chemicals have been at play. Listen to the voice in this interview:
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And the celebrity she sounds most like - Charles Nelson Reilly:
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**venue_26** · March 22nd, 2011, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by Jezi

I think this woman may be on steroids. Possibly testosterone. Definitely HGH.

Also, she's 6' 2, apparently.

Forgive me for making you stare, but does she have two nipples on both of her breasts? Or is she just knobby-nippled?

**holly** · March 22nd, 2011, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Jezi

This....thing...looks like Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister.

**LynnieD** · March 22nd, 2011, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Chalet

She was on Howard Stern's show many times about 15 years ago. Wasn't Howard always trying to make her prove that she was a real female?

Every once in awhile they will reference 'her'...and Fred does her voice--like Uncle Fester I think? And yes, they did a DNA test to make sure she was genetically female. She was.

Christ she is unbelieveably frightening....

**DAP** · March 22nd, 2011, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Jezi

I think this woman may be on steroids. Possibly testosterone. Definitely HGH.

Also, she's 6' 2, apparently.

WTF, one boob is bigger than the other.

**Bellatheball** · March 22nd, 2011, 11:14 PM

You can put a pig in a dress but it's still a pig. No way that's a chick.

**Chilly Willy** · March 23rd, 2011, 08:01 AM

Colonel Hyde will be so offended when he finds out that this wasn't posted in the Hot Chicks section.

**Jezi** · March 23rd, 2011, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by venue_26

Forgive me for making you stare, but does she have two nipples on both of her breasts? Or is she just knobby-nippled?

I think she just has bumpy nipples. Lopsided too. I suspect the boobs may be fake. Actually I'm pretty sure they are.

Here's another view where OH GOD IS THAT A PENIS???

**greysfang** · March 23rd, 2011, 02:43 PM

Ew. She's got a Chyna situation going on down there. And no, we do NOT need a link to Chyna's shenis.

**witchcurlgirl** · March 23rd, 2011, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by DAP

WTF, one boob is bigger than the other.

Most women's (and i use the term loosely here) tits aren't perfectly symmetrical.

**twitchy2.0** · March 23rd, 2011, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

Is this the chick that knocked out Bam Margera?

Dunno why I read this as "knocked up".

Originally Posted by greysfang

Ew. She's got a Chyna situation going on down there. And no, we do NOT need a link to Chyna's shenis.

Batsignal just went up. You rang?

**Brandy Alexander** · March 23rd, 2011, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by twitchy2.0

Dunno why I read this as "knocked up".

Batsignal just went up. You rang?

No, no, we didn't...

Nope, nope, don't need to see it! Go back to what you were doing, really...

**fgg** · March 23rd, 2011, 04:33 PM

"she" reminds me of someone...that one waitress on the old show "alice'" from the 70s, i think.

**bflogurl** · March 23rd, 2011, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Jezi

I think she just has bumpy nipples. Lopsided too. I suspect the boobs may be fake. Actually I'm pretty sure they are.

Here's another view where OH GOD IS THAT A PENIS???