Naomi Campbell's vanishing hairline

**Sm0kah0ntas** · September 17th, 2011, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by smurfette

If she has a lovely head of hair, she doesn't need all of those wigs which I'm sure have wrecked her lovely hair.

why is that, when her mother has had a THRIVING upscale hair salon since she was little? You think she doesn't know how to take care of her hair underneath the wigs?

The problem is... since Beyonce made lacefronts popular everybody 'n they momma wanna rock them. They just don't have the money NOR the know how to maintain their OWN hair.

Beyonce's hair is inspected often by L'oreal to MAINTAIN her HAIR contract. It's part of the deal. She can't cut it or use permanent dyes.

ooh oooh I know... she kept a head full of healthy hair UNTIL she became mega rich and uber famous THEN went bald right?

stopppppp

stop it now... I'm the same lunatic that made a 7 minute video about her hair

**Sm0kah0ntas** · September 17th, 2011, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

Her hair is shit, over processed & over-bleached.
You cna't tell me that anyone would buy a wig that looks that shit?

(wig)

BTW my guess is that she lied, since you declared this her real hair...

most pictures you pull up will be of Beyonce in a wig... what's your point?

you're acting like I don't know. Oh so this above pic (THE ONLY I SAID WAS NOT A WIG) is a wig huh?

ohhh kay

you WILL deal

**FashionVictim** · September 17th, 2011, 10:30 PM

Ugh I am so sick of that woman and her shitty pop music.

**ManxMouse** · September 17th, 2011, 10:39 PM

this level of fantarded-ness deserves a banning.

**Bellatheball** · September 17th, 2011, 11:06 PM

^ This is why we don't have any fun anymore. We're always running them off so fast!

**sprynkles** · September 18th, 2011, 12:05 AM

Amen^

**sputnik** · September 18th, 2011, 12:25 AM

don't ban smokey. she's pure entertainment.

**Novice** · September 18th, 2011, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by Sm0kah0ntas

most pictures you pull up will be of Beyonce in a wig... what's your point?

you're acting like I don't know. Oh so this above pic (THE ONLY I SAID WAS NOT A WIG) is a wig huh?

ohhh kay

you WILL deal

So, youre telling me that the photos of her hair looking over processed & beat up are wigs? Ok then. Whatever you say.

In the beach photos she is still processing her hair as it is ORANGE. Or are you telling me that that is a wig too now?

Hair contracts usually only require a few strands to be coloured using the contract product, so if they do "examine her hair" her contract is extremely unusual. But then, you're claiming that she wears wigs? So which is it?

Btw is every thread going to turn into a Beyonce hair thread? Do you have no insight in to Naomi Campbell's wigs/hair?

I don't agree that Sm0kah0ntas should be banned for being an extreme fan. Just because you don't agree with them doesn't make them a troll. If so, everyone here should've been banned years ago.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · September 18th, 2011, 08:48 AM

hey heyyy now... I did NOT bring Beyonce up... as you can see by simply re-reading the entire thread. Why u trynna get me banned? Naomi shit is jacked uppppp! Clearly it's from hair weaves using the bonding methods (hair glue) which she should've opted for sew ins. Which don't seem to be popular with these celebrities other than Bey Tyra & on occasion Britney Spears (who apparently needs a hood stylist to help that destruction atop her head out).

and yes... that IS the conditions set forth in her contract... look I didn't draw it up. It's sitting right at The Smoking Gun for all to read...

Beyonce's Head = Big Booty

L'Oreal deal nets diva millions for ten days work

And my dear sweet Novice IF Beyonce's hair was permed it wouldn't draw up from swimming (a perm relaxes the curl... straightens it out). WHAT are you talking about

*packs myBeyonce up in my pocket and skidaddles before I'm banned for who knows what reason*

**smurfette** · September 18th, 2011, 10:06 AM

I get being a fan of certain celebs or people. But the constant defensiveness and condescending attitude (and sometimes anger) by smokahontas when someone criticizes Beyonce is really lame and annoying.

And for the record I really have a hard time believing Beyonce uses any L'Oreal product.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · September 18th, 2011, 11:09 AM

anger? really?? where? when? towards whom??? I actually giggle at the funny comments from posters how is that anger?????

That's not even how I get down. My defense mechanism won't even allow me to attack someone personally through anger my font or any other means at my disposal. When I'm attacked personally I just attack the persons fave artist. I criticize and demean celebrities not the people that dislike/enjoy them.

Pardon me for not knowing I'm not allowed to defend Beyonce. I won't stop so I guess if that's the rule then a ban is acoming.

*cartwheels out*

**rollo** · September 18th, 2011, 11:52 AM

You won't get banned for the Beyonce love (even in a Naomi Campbell thread) but it would be nice if you would talk about something else. Do you spend all day defending Beyonce around the net or is it just here?

**Air Quotes** · September 18th, 2011, 12:11 PM

Beyonce doesn't pay your bills.

**Laurent** · September 18th, 2011, 12:31 PM

It's not the being a fan or even defending a celeb that irks me, it's all the "you WILL deal", "you WILL stop", "leave her alooooone" nonsense that gets old. Since people can't hear the inflection of voice in the posted word, it just comes across as aggressive, and frankly, obnoxious.

**Sm0kah0ntas** · September 18th, 2011, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by rollo

You won't get banned for the Beyonce love (even in a Naomi Campbell thread) but it would be nice if you would talk about something else. Do you spend all day defending Beyonce around the net or is it just here?

No it's everywhere. Every blog I visit, I don't go to forums because I don't particularly care for the people on them. I just like this one because everyone is so mean but very witty. Well not everyone... but most of you.

I know some don't believe it, but when I said I ONLY get on the internet for Beyonce, that's exactly what it is... well 90% of the time... 10% of the time I'm bashing some random celebrity. And you have to pardon my terminology but in real life I hang with a buncha gays... I'm a faghag (that's what they call me) and you will deal is one of those terms used. It's not aggressive in the least. VERY far from it. And you're preaching to the choir when you call me obnoxious.. that's what I call myself... I know this... been told this since 3rd grade. It's who I am. AND I don't run around in every thread talking about Beyonce... USUALLY only in a BEYONCE thread. AGAIN... why am I the one to be blamed because someone else bought her up in this here thread about NAOMI?

Ioncare bout the gangbangin

I think it's cute. I don't ask anyone here to change why must I?

The only thing I can't handle is racist of any kind & I chose not to be around it. Anything else .... I just don't mind in the least.

So anyone can continue to be annoyed and lamed out and whatever else is synonymous with my font in this here forum... 'cause I can't do nothing about that.

I don't make threads about Beyonce, I don't call people names because they don't like her & I comment on the topics at hand and I keep it moving.

Believe it or not... half the shit I wanna say... I don't because I'm too concerned with how it will appear to others. But that's just me.