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Thread: Michael Jackson married his nanny!

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    Damn, I knew I should have read through that copious amount of copy and pasted bullshit. oh well.
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    I personally enjoy the IMDB excuses for him..

    "He made Thriller! He can't be a pedo!"

    Like.. total disconnect..
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    Yep, and Macaulay Culkin never said that Michael tried to molest him so therefore Michael Jackson cannot be a pedophile. Like pedophiles, try it on every child they come across, as opposed to picking and choosing whom they prey upon.
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    Even if culkin did get diddled, like he's going to get on the stand and say it. He'd forever be known as the Home Alone kid who got buttfucked by the clown prince of pedo.

    Goodbye career!
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    Yaaaay! Chilly is back. Glad you joined the Wacko Jacko fun.


    Proud Mama....now where's my glass of wine?

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    ^^ Good god.. to think that sleeps in a bed with children. Christ almighty.


    Exactly, and most kids that get kiddie fiddled don't tell anyway, which is why sickfucks like jacko get away with it. A kid with a career is especially not going to tell, that would be career suicide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by litupgirl View Post
    Yaaaay! Chilly is back. Glad you joined the Wacko Jacko fun.


    Gee, are you trying to scare me away?

    Hey kiddo! How's the big fat belly doing?

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    ^^ Holy crap.
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    I was going to post that Grimm but actually considered it an improvment. Glamorous!
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    oh ick.. here he is exhibiting his messiah complex.. among other preferences..

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    No, I think he's trying to not touch the little girl. She must disgust him for not having the proper equipment.
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    It's like Michael has been watching too much freaky evangelist

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    ^I was given a free ticket to see that guy at the Anaheim Pond once... it was about 4-5 years ago. My daughter and I went. It was pretty freaky.

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    Yikes! freaky how?
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