Lindsay Lohan (age: 56????) - Page 2

ValiumR · July 25th, 2009, 04:51 AM

She looks horrible. How in the hell does she have not only the face and body of an elderly woman but the hands too?!

Beeyotch · July 25th, 2009, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mrsJB

I'll probably get shit for this, but I like this pic. But, I do hope she ate some of that ice cream. A LOT of it!

This pic of her looking completely fucked up and scratching her head just makes me really believe she's got lice like that blind item claimed. She looks dirty in every which way.

Just so gross.

**Mr. Authority** · July 25th, 2009, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mrsJB

I'll probably get shit for this, but I like this pic. But, I do hope she ate some of that ice cream. A LOT of it!

She's starting to channel Pam Anderson's "sultry skank glare" in this shot.

Oh Linds.

MoodyJenny86 · July 25th, 2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by mrsJB

I'll probably get shit for this, but I like this pic. But, I do hope she ate some of that ice cream. A LOT of it!

^Time to get your eyes checked?

She looks like she's just a few small steps away from knocking on death's door.

She has to be like anywhere from 105 lbs or less...

Her head looks humongous on her tiny little body, her skin looks nasty, her hair is probably dry and brittle and I mean...you can see every bone in her freakin' body.

Where is this girl's intervention?!?!!

The fact that her mother sees no problem just shows how delusional and fucked up her family is!

Maybe she should host SNL again, at least they all tried giving her an intervention...

LynnieD · July 25th, 2009, 08:42 AM

Meth does a body good..

FierceKiten · July 25th, 2009, 09:13 AM

Now why would anyone trust a nasty alley cat to prepair your food?

Cali · July 25th, 2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Beeyotch

This pic of her looking completely fucked up and scratching her head just makes me really believe she's got lice like that blind item claimed. She looks dirty in every which way.

Just so gross.

I missed that BI! which one was it?

smurfette · July 25th, 2009, 01:38 PM

Rode hard and put away wet. Blech.

mrsJB · July 25th, 2009, 02:20 PM

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^Time to get your eyes checked?

lol...i figured i'd get shit. i like the paps in the background all squished together trying to get their pics. and old linds givin them the side glance stink eye. but yes, she needs help and is nasty like always.

Beeyotch · July 25th, 2009, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cali

I missed that BI! which one was it?

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which stateside shambles of a celebrity brought more than a suitcase with them on their recent trip to London. The woman was found to have nits in her eyebrows by a make up artist on a shoot. GROO! (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)

This is a serious situation. Lice eggs in eyebrows?! A crime against eyebrows is a crime against EVERYTHING. My only guess is HoHan and somebody please through RID on her firebrows now!

...and our discussion about it is here.

smf · July 25th, 2009, 07:59 PM

in these pics she could def pass for someone in her 30s ,sad when your only 23

Fluffy · July 25th, 2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsJB

never mind the skin. you can see this chicks vertebrae!

indeed. I'm still amazed she hasn't died from a drug overdose yet.

PinkCadillac · July 30th, 2009, 11:28 AM

I can't believe she's the same age as me

MarieAntoinette · July 30th, 2009, 02:17 PM

Has she switched coke with heroin or meth or something? She looks really sick.

Fluffy · July 30th, 2009, 03:49 PM

^I think she's been on meth for awhile. Last year, Ted mentioned in one of this blinds that there's a university professor somewhere who has been using her pictures in a psych class.

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Drugged Starlet Blind Vice

There's a relentlessly infamous, many-talented star whose love life has been pretty notorious as of late. And for this reason alone, folks seem to have lost sense of the woman's far more dangerous goings-on: her drug intake. It's huge.

And like many reformed sisters in this chemically enhanced town, our mystery gal has tried to go cold turkey many times before. Never took, of course, even though she screamed to any tabloid that would listen that it did. Is it any wonder, then, that...

Morgan Mayhem is back in action, having advanced from the plain-Jane proclivities of booze and dope and coke? Yep, don't you know it, Morgan's right back where any addict goes, straight down: to smoking crystal meth.

Yikes.

M.M.'s beyond paranoid these days, too (at clubs, online, at events, never at a gig, natch, as the bitch is hardly working anymore), as is a common effect from crystal use. Her bodyguards know the drill, too, as they work double and triple shifts to make sure us commoners don't approach the strung-out babe in public, 'cause they know folks will know the drill once they have an interaction with her.

Too late. Morgan went off on some babes, including some who just happen to dish regularly at the Awful Truth. Bitch couldn't have been more methed out if she was playing Amy Winehouse in some kind of bad Lifetime job.

By the by, a psych teacher who used to work at a cushy, beachy drying-out tank teaches at LMU now. She was doing a whole segment about drugs and how they affect you, etc. She showed a picture of Morgan as an example of physical effects from using meth.

Now that's infamous. Not to mention pathetic, in the most academic sense of the word.