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Thread: Da fuck happened to Sammy Sosa?

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    Two years ago, Sammy Sosa showed up to the Latin Grammys looking like the head make-up artist on White Chicks put way too much cream in his coffee. Sammy blamed it on a cosmetic cream and his skin turned back to its natural color a few months later. Well, I guess somebody mixed Sammy's moisturizer and toner with Sun-In and Clorox again, because he showed up to Pitbull's 30th birthday party in Miami looking an undercooked turkey meatball.

    Here's a few more pictures Sammy with his wife Sonia (who looks like the missing Kardashian), Pitbull, Lia Ames and Omega at Club Play on Saturday night.





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    dude needs to lay off the PS
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    WTF! he looks horrible
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    he looks like some strange cross between burn victim and PS nightmare.

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    yep his face kinda resembles melting plastic
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    That is all kinds of effed up. So different from when he'd come to San Diego to play the Padres, He was super dark..This is like WTF man.

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    Terrible

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    ¡Mierda santa! D:

    He's the male version of Lil Kim! Just embrace your Latino features and stop fucking with your face Sosa!

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    And that top pic looks like he's in the early stages of ochrinosis...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Authority View Post
    ¡Mierda santa! D:

    He's the male version of Lil Kim! Just embrace your Latino features and stop fucking with your face Sosa!
    For real. It just sends the message that there's something wrong or not good enough about darker ethnic skin color. Very disappointing. Can't believe he'd rather look like a freak.

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    Omfg I Am So Embarrassed For Him!

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    Go Habs Go!!

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    You know is it just me or does most of that look like makeup?

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    (276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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    he looks like he's dying of some horrible disease.
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