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    A video in which crispy brown freak and boyfriend Augustus Gloop travel to Africa.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    And now for the wedding of the year:



    Eat your heart out, Eugenie.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    Every time I see this thread, I'm like, "Not Tan Mom again!" I can't believe there are so many crispy brown freaks that I can't keep them straight.

    Why does it look like they're getting married at a construction site? Also, why does she sound like as much of an idiot in German as she does in English? Most importantly, what is an asparagus doll?!?

    I had to stop watching when the guy said Hawaii has such a pure Caribbean feeling.
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    Damn, both look like they have balloons build in. Can't they just explode?

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    i'm at a loss for words.
    "This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    Every time I see this thread, I'm like, "Not Tan Mom again!" I can't believe there are so many crispy brown freaks that I can't keep them straight.

    Why does it look like they're getting married at a construction site? Also, why does she sound like as much of an idiot in German as she does in English? Most importantly, what is an asparagus doll?!?

    I had to stop watching when the guy said Hawaii has such a pure Caribbean feeling.
    Actually he sounds even more dumb in German, I didn't know that was possible. He can't finish one sentence. Re: Asparagus doll: I only know "Spargeltarzan" - asparagus Tarzan. A thin guy without any muscels. Beanpole?
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    Every time this thread pops up I think she's died of some botched procedure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funky_chicken View Post
    Actually he sounds even more dumb in German, I didn't know that was possible. He can't finish one sentence. Re: Asparagus doll: I only know "Spargeltarzan" - asparagus Tarzan. A thin guy without any muscels. Beanpole?
    Well, he was incredibly dumb by way of subtitles, that's for sure.

    As for asparagus doll, I wonder if that got lost in the translation....I mean, the visual makes sense in English, but it looks ridiculous in written form, especially attached to these two.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    I don't think they wasted too much energy to try to make sense of anything they said. Which I absolutely understand. When they landed, he said something like "It doesn't look like any other airport I've ever been to, it looks more like a jungle hut" but they understood it, and translated it, as shower cabin. That made me lol.
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    So many questions
    No botox? It's not like she is adverse to treatments.
    Who keeps their passports in their handbag by the pool? Their Hotel has no safe nor security?
    They travel only with one carry on and one suitcase? With the wedding dress in it??
    she wears those shoes? On the beach? Does she have a foot problem?
    Is it because of her large assets she walks like a farmer or because she has (has she?) a footproblem
    If he wanted a Caribbean feeling why didn't they go there? It is much closer....Maybe they didn't realise.
    That is the best location in Hawaii they could find to get marry?

    Her boobs are on the same height as his belly and they look about the same size.


    They ooked like people who never left their village, but saw all the cliches and finally they got there.

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    ^^^I honestly think that they are in Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich* and faking the whole trip. They fake everything, so why stop that?

    *Village with the longest name in germany

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