Coco, Ice T's wife

**zillah.** · February 3rd, 2012, 11:50 AM

Per Chilly's Request-
Ms. Camel Toe:

The "LEGGINGZ R NOT PANTZ" rant I usually let out every time pictures of Xtina wearing Spandex sausage casings come out will never be directed at CoCo, because she's doing good work by stuffing herself into a pair of leggings that make her crotch look like a half open ebony oyster. When you pair CoCo's precious pearl pocket with one of Peg Bundy's old outfits, miracles happen. As soon as CoCo's blessed camel toe galloped in front of that line, the dude with the "music" tattoo he obviously regrets had a tattoo-free arm and that dude on the left who sort of looks like the fourth place winner in a Dr. Phil look-alike contest no longer looked like the fourth place winner in a Dr. Phil look-alike contest (meaning his stache fell off).

I used to think that those thuribles the Catholic priests sway around had burning incense in them, but now I know that holy smoke is really CoCo queefs.

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**lacs** · February 3rd, 2012, 03:56 PM

zomg, I want her shoe collection!!

**Chilly Willy** · February 4th, 2012, 07:16 AM

Thank you, zillah!!! Her camel toe is bigger than her head, awesome.

**zillah.** · February 10th, 2012, 08:57 AM

COCO TRIES TO MAKE A FASHION DON'T A FASHION DO

The vision for the new clothing line made by Coco, Ice-T's swimsuit model wife, is to produce "clothing that hugs your body to make you feel sexy and very comfortable." Apparently these camel-toe-producing jeans, modeled by Coco herself, fit that bill. They do look rather stretchy, but I'm not sure I would classify them as comfy. But for $98 this extremely body-conscious denim can be yours. Coco describes the Licious collection as perfect for every season and most occasions, yet I get the feeling that any woman with a hint of modesty would have trouble wearing even the workout gear in public. Still, you have to appreciate Coco for working what she's got! Below, check out a picture of Coco in her version of sweats.

Ice-T's Wife Coco's Fashion Line Includes Camel Toe

**WhateverLolaWants** · February 10th, 2012, 10:58 AM

Honey, we may love you but you can keep all those yeast infections to yourself, k?

**zillah.** · February 10th, 2012, 12:16 PM

^Totally! She only wears skintight clothes, but often talks about being naked all the time at home, so hopefully she's letting herself breathe a little bit!

**Laurent** · February 10th, 2012, 12:41 PM

Hey, I wish her well, but I can't believe there's much of a market out there for pants specifically designed to produce the camel.

**Honey** · February 28th, 2012, 07:04 PM

Let's hope Coco Austin ate her breakfast after her early morning workout, or else there'll be some cornflakes jiggling around in peculiar directions.
The blonde bombshell tweeted two pictures of herself engaging in various positions of Aerial Yoga.
As she dangled from the ceiling, clinging onto blue silk ribbons more commonly used by acrobats in circus troops, the reality star showed off her infamous derriere in her tight grey workout leggings.

Flexible: Coco Austin tweets a picture of herself doing aerial yoga

The Playboy model was clearly impressed by her own natural abilities to the exercise, tweeting: 'Look no hands!!Just balancing using my core muscles.1st time doing Aerial Yoga.'
She added: 'Here's some split action for ya!Aerial yoga is so my sport cuz (sic) u can twist & bend every which way..To see more u gotta watch #icelovescoco.'

Let' hope she ate breakfast afterwards: Coco hovers upside down during a handstand

Ice-T's wife showcased her voluptuous figure, wearing a fitted grey hooded sweatshirt that pulled in at the waist as the ribbon tied itself around her middle like a belt.
Last week, the 32-year-old appeared on The Doctors TV show to undergo an ultrasound examination to prove her round and curvaceous bottom is all her own.
Needless to say, she passed the test with flying colours as the medic only identified subcutaneous tissue and fat along with glute muscles to prove that she is implant free.
Coco had another trip to the hospital following a pregnancy scare - despite being on the pill.
She had initially thought she was expecting because she began feeling sick and nauseous, but doctors explained it was in fact high blood pressure due to stress and a poor diet.

Innocent: Coco agreed to an ultrasound to prove her bottom is real

Read more: Coco hangs upside down during Aerial Yoga | Mail Online

**twitchy2.0** · February 28th, 2012, 07:07 PM

That looks like fun.

**WhateverLolaWants** · February 28th, 2012, 07:44 PM

I have a friend who does aerial silks. Its a blast but it really is a workout

**Mrs P** · February 28th, 2012, 08:37 PM

Wow. Coco is one of nature's most precious gifts!

**faithanne** · February 28th, 2012, 11:37 PM

I want to try Aerial Yoga, it does look like fun and I could never do a proper handstand away from the wall but she makes it look easy. And I always suspected her butt was real because she's a meaty girl who likes doing squats in lucite heels. That's enough to make a bubble butt.