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    Holy shit! A reporter down here just got his nose bitten off by a dog, after thinking the dog ate the nose, it was found between the car seats. The sewn on nose complete with Frankenstein stitches looks better than this.
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    it looks like he's had some surgery on his nose. Is that a scar on it?

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    Just so damn sad. I don't think he will ever stay clean.
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    I can't believe he is still alive.
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    Kate Moss allegedly got her nose fixed and many others. Maybe it's too late now.
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    I am no stranger to the booger sugar...so what the actual fuck is happening here?

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    Prolonged use of cocaine can cause the nasal passages to collapse and ulcerate. Especially the wall separating the nostrils. Looks like that is what happened to his nose.
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    I think it would burn enough to make them stop, or at least smoke it. Damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Prolonged use of cocaine can cause the nasal passages to collapse and ulcerate. Especially the wall separating the nostrils. Looks like that is what happened to his nose.
    Thanks, I did not know that. I'm surprised the people I know who still do it on a regular basis dont have signs of it. They all look totally normal. I will have to text these pics to them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I can't believe he is still alive.
    Neither can he.
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    If he is to be believed at all, his drugs of choice are Heroin and Oxys probably way more than Coke. Not that any of this is a particularly good thing. Recall from his on-show confessions his bout with coke was in the younger MadTv days, with a particular classic incident leading up to his firing from that show he told hilariously.

    But I also remember even when on the Stern show him making a very oversized note about the fact that he snorted the shit instead of shooting up (he wasn't one of "those" people ) like this meant he was not quite as big an addict or something.

    And of course, he always discussed it as past behavior. Later on it became no secret that he was using throughout a good bit of his tenure on the show, even when he was denying the fuck out of it. He peppers in just enough truths to make him believable. But he's a lying liar who lives to lie. And do drugs. And lie about doing drugs. It would not shock me if he was high throughout the entire time on Stern, even if it wasn't obvious until it reached a certain level.

    Some of his stories were hilarious. But not so funny for me these days looking at what's become of him now. I really think the attention/fame he receives for the hilarious way he told/tells about these incidents was/is probably actually one of the worst things for him. I'm sure now that HS realizes this he feels some guilt for being a party to this reinforcement for almost a decade.

    But truly I don't see this guy ever getting clean unless he gets out of show biz entirely and goes back to being a longshoreman or cab driver. At this point he's probably got too many health problems to hold down an average everyday job.

    I will not be surprised if he croaks soon. But then again, I was sure that would have happened by now. He's been off that show since 2010 and by now at least as much a professional at "quitting drugs" as for being a comic.
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    Maybe he should have done like Stevie Nicks allegedly did...have his assistant blow it up his Hershey Highway.
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