Page 9 of 9 FirstFirst ... 56789
Results 121 to 134 of 134
Like Tree241Likes

Thread: "Ageless" "Ken doll" freak

  1. #121
    Elite Member Witchywoman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    vat of chocolate
    Posts
    4,388

    Default

    He's such a smart looking gentleman. Truth be told he looks insane.

  2. #122
    Elite Member I'mNotBitter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Stepford
    Posts
    1,501

    Default

    What doctor would do this? So unethical. It's like a real-life Nip/Tuck.

  3. #123
    Elite Member Waterslide's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    out where the buses don't run
    Posts
    14,236

    Default

    Open Post: Hosted By Too Much Glamour For One Picture

    February 1, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K



    One second after that picture was taken, the baldie in the poster on the door spit out his cigar after he blew all the loads in his balls from being so close to such elegance.

    The camera lenses of the paparazzi in Germany have it so much better than the camera lenses of the paparazzi here in the US. The pap lenses here practically fall asleep every time they have to get a picture of a human drool stain (like the Jenners, the Kartrashians, the Hadids, etc..) in ugly clothes, while in Germany, the pap lenses tingle from taking in the orgasm-inducing sophistication of Harald Glööckler, Micaela Schäfer and Sophia Vegas! 18 years ago (I’m guessing that Sophia is 18), two delicate faeries bareback boned on top of a delicate rosebud in a field in Germany somewhere, and after one of the faeries busted an ethereal nut on the rosebud, it bloomed into the gorgeous blossom we know as Sophia Vegas. Sophia is a “reality star” in Germany, the ex-wife of a German brothel owner, and more importantly a friend of Brazilian diamond The Human Doll (government ID name: Rodrigo Alves).

    Last night, the people of Cologne in Germany got as close as they’ll ever get to two sparkling stars in the sky when Sophia and The Human Ken Doll hit the stroll before going into a restaurant. While they were inside of the restaurant celebrating the fact that they’re two of the most glamorous beings that ever lived, The Human Ken Doll’s plastic surgeon somberly told their family, “I’m sorry, but things are going to be a little strapped around here lately.” Because The Human Ken Doll claims that after spending almost a quarter of a million dollar on 60 plastic surgeries, he’s done. He said this to The Daily Mail:

    “I have to stop with plastic surgery. There is nothing else that can be changed without compromising my health. Having 60 surgeries, including face and neck lifts, pectoral implants and 4 ribs removed is enough. Now, I will only have any more surgery for health reasons or when I get much older.”
    I know, your mouth is open with shock, because you can’t believe he’s had any plastic surgery!



    And here’s more of Sophia Vegas looking like my favorite Rock Of Love Buscontestant who never was, and The Human Ken Doll giving you pin-up Grinch glamour.




    Dlisted | Open Post: Hosted By Too Much Glamour For One Picture




    Sorry there are so many pics...there are even more at the link, but I was trying to edit them at it's a pain in the ass.

    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

  4. #124
    Elite Member Icepik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    10,859

    Default

    He has boobs (without nipples) and a small waist? Does he want to be Ken or Barbie's real ugly sister???

  5. #125
    Gold Member lucianodel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    1,127

    Default

    Didn't he say in one of his interviews on morning TV that he will have a sex change when he's Kathleen Jenners age?

  6. #126
    Elite Member lindsaywhit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    2,824

    Default

    I think that's where he's been headed the whole time.
    holly likes this.


  7. #127
    Elite Member pinkbunnyslippers's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    3,950 miles from NYC
    Posts
    5,476

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    He has boobs (without nipples) and a small waist? Does he want to be Ken or Barbie's real ugly sister???
    His nipples face downward. I can see his left one. Definitely Botched.
    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

  8. #128
    Elite Member I'mNotBitter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Stepford
    Posts
    1,501

    Default

    What is wrong with her foot/feet?

  9. #129
    Super Moderator twitchy2.0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Milliways
    Posts
    55,970

    Default

    The angle? I'm not an orthopedic surgeon, but I suspect that'll actually be be a problem with the knees. She's standing in such a way that the knees look okay, but the effect is really amplified at the ankle.


    plus hers is not quite as severe
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    "What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum

  10. #130
    Elite Member Lofty Bike's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    2,868

    Default

    That's only Sophia, she is 30 or so.

  11. #131
    Elite Member pinkbunnyslippers's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    3,950 miles from NYC
    Posts
    5,476

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by I'mNotBitter View Post
    What is wrong with her foot/feet?
    I think it could be a bunion, and she is standing/walking in a way to take the pressure off of it.
    I'mNotBitter likes this.
    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

  12. #132
    Elite Member dolem's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    2,978

    Default

    I feel like his face must hurt ALL THE TIME.
    holly likes this.

  13. #133
    Elite Member SHELLEE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Florida Keys
    Posts
    20,913

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by dolem View Post
    I feel like his face must hurt ALL THE TIME.
    Good, 'cause it's killing me!
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
    #fingersinthebootyassbitch

  14. #134
    Elite Member holly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    the sunshine state
    Posts
    6,393

    Default

    ^^Took the words right out of my mouth, SHELLEE!
    SHELLEE likes this.

Page 9 of 9 FirstFirst ... 56789

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. 2014 "Celebrity" "Death" "Pool"
    By Kittylady in forum Miscellaneous
    Replies: 164
    Last Post: January 4th, 2015, 11:37 AM
  2. "Anti-socialism" dumbasses shout "Heil Hitler!" and "Nazi" to Jews
    By Fluffy in forum U.S. Politics and Issues
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: August 20th, 2009, 08:28 PM
  3. Replies: 12
    Last Post: October 7th, 2008, 12:59 AM
  4. Replies: 12
    Last Post: June 18th, 2008, 10:00 PM
  5. Replies: 5
    Last Post: December 27th, 2005, 04:56 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •