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    I'm just here for the sheer terror, so I don't have enough time to reread the thread, but how is he rich again? Someone left him money, right? Because what does he do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    I just can't with these people. It's obvious that the man has serious mental health issues. Between him and that Russian woman who wants to be a Barbie, I just can't. Especially with that Robbie Rist bowl haircut.

    The John Denver haircut too!

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    ^LOL John Denver did it better. So did Scooter.

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    He's simple, all right. Divine? No. Are those grill marks on his abs?

    Rodrigo is flying out to India for a fortnight - where he is not only relaxing, but also shooting scenes for his first Bollywood film.
    Oh no he didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    I just can't with these people. It's obvious that the man has serious mental health issues. Between him and that Russian woman who wants to be a Barbie, I just can't. Especially with that Robbie Rist bowl haircut.
    That is insulting to Robbie Rist.

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    Oliver was the first place my head went after someone said John Denver. Too funny.

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    I'm sorry, but the most shocking thing about this guy is his shoe game. He wears slippers at all times. Ugly slippers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty Bike View Post
    I'm sorry, but the most shocking thing about this guy is his shoe game. He wears slippers at all times. Ugly slippers!
    Jeez next you'll be talking bad about flip flop wearers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Why don't I ever get to see interesting people like this while at the airport? I would LOVE to sit next to this guy on a flight.

    He really should work out. His skinny forearms look so wrong with the big biceps. Or is this the guy who can't make muscle? I get the 2 Ken doll guys confused.
    There is another guy? I was thinking this guy is the only "Ken doll wanna be, and it was he who justified the PS by saying he can't make muscle. May be confusing my Ken dolls, though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'mNotBitter View Post
    He's simple, all right. Divine? No. Are those grill marks on his abs?



    Oh no he didn't.
    There is a gag product called Ab Enhancer. I’m not sure if it’s true or not. I’ve also seen a photo of two guys pressing their beer guts into a fence to make it look like abs. That’s what Rodrigo looks like. Or burnt skin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    I just can't with these people. It's obvious that the man has serious mental health issues. Between him and that Russian woman who wants to be a Barbie, I just can't. Especially with that Robbie Rist bowl haircut.
    And where the fuck do they get all the money for these insane procedures?
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    I know right! It is purely insane how he can afford to do all those crazy procedures. 2 to 5 years from now or less, there won't be Ken doll at all.

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    'Human Ken Doll' Rodrigo Alves braves a wintry London night out in plunging blazer ensemble ... amid reports he's 'in talks to co-host' next year's Eurovision Song Contest

    By Jessica Rach For Mailonline
    PUBLISHED: 12:00 EST, 30 November 2017 | UPDATED: 17:58 EST, 30 November 2017

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    He is rumoured to be in talks to co-host next year's Eurovision Song Contest.
    And Rodrigo Alves certainly looked in good spirits as he was spotted leaving Soho House in London on Thursday.
    The 34-year-old Brazilian stepped out in a plunging blazer ensemble, despite the plummeting temperatures.
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    Ready for his new gig? Rodrigo Alves certainly looked in good spirits as he was spotted leaving Soho House in London on Thursday

    Sporting a stylish pair of loafers, and black skinny jeans held up by an Armani belt, Rodrigo gave onlookers a glimpse of his chest in a plunging sweater.

    Layering his look, he added a faux fur blazer, hat and gloves, giving his all-black ensemble a festive twist.

    But his quest for the perfect look didn't come pain-free, as he was forced to readjust his heels mid-walk from the plush venue.

    Turning heads! The 34-year-old Brazilian stepped out in a plunging blazer ensemble, despite the plummeting temperatures

    But the lime-light loving lad took the blip in his stride, posing up a storm for cameras as he finished his night.
    Rodrigo is on the verge of landing the TV deal of his dreams, as sources have told MailOnline exclusively that he is in talks to serve as one of the hosts of next year's Eurovision Song Contest, set to be held in Lisbon, Portugal.
    A source said: 'He's currently in talks to co-host. To be a host on the show, one needs to speak the language of the country where it's being held.


    Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves shows off his angelic Halloween costume
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    Oops! But his quest for the perfect look didn't come pain-free, as he was forced to readjust his heels mid-walk from the plush venue


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    Wintry twist: Layering his look, he added a faux fur blazer, hat and gloves, giving his all-black ensemble a festive twist

    'As Portuguese is his native language - and he speaks Spanish, French, Italian, English and German - he's a perfect fit. Bosses of the show have also noted his rising popularity.'
    Rodrigo is famed for his dramatic transformation to a 'human Ken Doll', having undergone an array of cosmetic operations.
    So far the TV personality has spent around $400,000 on different surgeries, including nose jobs, an eight-hour air transplant and silicone abs.



    'Human Ken Doll' can't inhale through collapsed plastic nose













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    Black on black! Sporting a stylish pair of loafers, and black skinny jeans held up by an Armani belt, Rodrigo gave onlookers a glimpse of his chest in a plunging sweater


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    Success! Rodrigo is on the verge of landing the TV deal of his dreams, as sources have told MailOnline exclusively that he is in talks to serve as one of the hosts of next year's Eurovision Song Contest




    Read more: 'Human Ken Doll' Rodrigo Alves enjoys London night out | Daily Mail Online
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    This idiot needs to get together with that moron who wants to be Jolie.
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