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    Talking Panty Creamer: Roberto Cavalli in a speedo

    Panty Creamer Of The Morning




    Your morning coffee was looking a little dark, so now you have some cream to go with it! Stir it in, drink up and then feast on your eyes on the sexy roasted turkey known as Roberto Cavalli. This 67-year-old pepaw really knows how to fill out a mankini. You know you just want to curl up next to him, rest on his bosom and suckle on his raisin nippies while he takes a drag from one of his Virginia Slims.
    That being said, I'd hit it. Well, he's fucking rich! You might see a golden prune in a speedo, but I see a big bag of money. Being a money-loving slut really is a terrible disease.
    Here's some more AM sexiness for you to enjoy. I have no idea if that chick is his daughter or his trophy.

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    It's hard to tell where one staple begins and the other ends.
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    Oh my

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    Aaannnddd I'm gay now. It's official!
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    Lol... damn. Roberto Cavalli is such a f@cquin old hag.

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    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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    thank you for the necro. how do you even find threads that old?
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    Took some digging on this one.
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    Ha I never saw this thread before... suckle on his raisin nippies!!
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    In what accent would you pronounce f@cquin?
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    ^^ I read it as in Joaquin Phoenix... farrr-keen.. eitherway it sounds klassier in my mind than a regular fucking.
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    In this modern and high technology world which is also called the “information era”. There is no doubt that people now want to own the life that is safe and free and do the thing that they like and want to do. And usually such kind of life is not so easy to own for some people and as they are monitored by some device. If so the Audio Signal Jammer can be your good assistant.

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    eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriaCoutee View Post
    In this modern and high technology world which is also called the “information era”. There is no doubt that people now want to own the life that is safe and free and do the thing that they like and want to do. And usually such kind of life is not so easy to own for some people and as they are monitored by some device. If so the Audio Signal Jammer can be your good assistant.
    Uhhhh...is this the micro chip in Amanda Bynes' head posting here?
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