The hideous Jodie Marsh

**Honey** · October 3rd, 2008, 07:17 PM

The other day, Wonky McValtrex was out working the stroll looking like a grimey used condom left in the gutter for the water roaches to pick at. Last night in London, Jodie Marsh wore something similar except she looked like a stunning black pearl floating in the golden sea. Jodie has more elegance in one of her pussy pimples than Wonky has in her whole entire body.
It looks like Jodie might have gotten a few new tattoos? Oh wait. I shouldn't call them tattoo when referring to Jodie. I should call them exquisite pieces of body art. I think one of them is a [COLOR=#ff00ff! important][COLOR=#ff00ff! important]portrait[/COLOR][/COLOR] of Buddy Holly. Buddy must be crying from heaven...because he's so proud that such a fine creature has paid homage to him.
Here's a few more of the always demure Jodie leaving a London club after getting a train ran on her in the bathroom last night. I could lay on her memory foam chichis for the rest of my days.

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**lisalucy69** · October 4th, 2008, 09:00 AM

Apparently, sometimes people get plastic surgery to look uglier...

**NicoleWasHere** · October 4th, 2008, 10:59 AM

I wanna kick her camel toe, while wearing big, heavy boots... with a spike at the end of it. Seriously. There's no excuse for anyone to look this shitty.

**MsChiff** · October 6th, 2008, 04:39 PM

Hideous!!!! All kinds of ugly! eek

**msdeb** · October 6th, 2008, 04:44 PM

leather (or Pleather) is not her friend.

**Rondette** · October 6th, 2008, 04:54 PM

I think her teeth could do with being a little whiter, they look really off!

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**yoyoma** · October 7th, 2008, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

I wanna kick her camel toe, while wearing big, heavy boots... with a spike at the end of it. Seriously. There's no excuse for anyone to look this shitty.

Ouch!