September 16th, 2008, 02:11 PM
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Kat DeLuna " sang" the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.
This is why most people need to sing the National Anthem like they are in elementary school again. Keep that shit simple or you'll sound like a possum choking on a carrot while jumping on a trampoline. Or in Kat's case, a cat choking on a carrot. Most bitches agreed, because Kat got booed.
Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem | Dlisted
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September 16th, 2008, 02:13 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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September 16th, 2008, 03:02 PM
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Who the hell is she?
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September 16th, 2008, 07:16 PM
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Who is this woman?
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September 16th, 2008, 09:55 PM
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I watched it, my god that was worse than the worst karaoke i've witnessed.
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September 16th, 2008, 10:26 PM
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Oh god she looks like my cousin's drunk girlfriend that everyone in my family hates. 
But yeah why do some singers think that singing all high and low like that at the end sounds good? It sounded like a bird fllew in and crapped in her mouth.
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September 16th, 2008, 10:28 PM
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Or someone was pinching her. It was the pits!
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September 16th, 2008, 10:53 PM
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I was in Yakama, washington with my father for a race.
Since my father's friend was Canadian, they sang O' canada as well as the Star spangled banner....The girl singing it fucked it up....she also fucked up the American anthem.
I gave her a pass when she messed up O' Canada, but the entire pit crew did a collective 'WTF' when she screwed up her own anthem.
It wasn't a minor screw up either, were talking fucking up an entire verse in each anthem.
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September 16th, 2008, 11:01 PM
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That was REALLY bad. She over did it big time.
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September 17th, 2008, 10:12 AM
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
what a tool
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September 17th, 2008, 09:45 PM
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That sucked.
I could see why people would get pissed. It's like taking the American Flag and bedazzling it with dollar store rhinestones.
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