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    Default Mickey Rourke at a go-go bar

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    Should you ever have the misfortune of walking into a bar and seeing Mickey Rourke in a leather vest, a chunky go-go dancer exposing his right nut and another dancer exposing her Proactiv-needing bare ass, immediately turn around and head to the nearest church. You've just been to hell and you need to pray a thousand prayers, so that you never have to go there again.
    This much raw fugness in one room should be illegal. I mean, this is how Mickey spent his Father's Day at Rokbar in Miami! Blasphemy!
    And some of these pictures are a little NSFWish.

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    His neck melts into his cheeks.

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    omg what on earth happened to this guy? he used to be relatively good looking in a biker sort of way.
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    I think I'm in love...

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    He's hung like a pimple.
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    ^ ewwww gross

    1 reason why i stopped doing white guys years ago..................

    and Mickey Rourke just needs to be taken out back and shot. put him (and us) out of his misery! shit that face is beyond frightening!

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    Why would a non-gay man be staring at another guy's nut? Seriously

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    Is that 'dancer' holding a can of amyl nitrate in his right hand? He already has the choke chain around his neck. Ginger pubes and ball slippage - HUGE turn on for me ladies.
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    Thanks a lot, I looked at all those pics, and now I need eye bleach. There's no way in hell a straight guy would let orange pubes and a mini nutsack be shoved in his face. and let's not even go there about Mr. Pimple Ass.
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    why why why did I open this thread?

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    ^^seriously. Oh Mickey, it's time to just overdose and forget this cruel world.

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    Why the hell would anyone look at that sloppy freak's anything! I would have run screaming.

    My eyes are on fire!



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    I finally opened the smaller photos

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    The dancer has such an appropriate tattoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    why why why did I open this thread?
    Probably the same reason I did. Just had to, ya know?

    Rourke's face looks like a potato.

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