March 7th, 2008, 11:39 AM
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WTF? Jermaine Jackson
...The Fuck?
Can somebody please show me at least one normal looking Jackson spawn? One?! What the hell does Rebbie Jackson look like now? Show me her, because she would never let me down. Look at Jermain Jackson. I just can't. He looks like a roasted chicken (I'm talking about chicken a lot today, because I'm hungries) with a Max Headroom wig.
Here's Jermaine making grown men cry at the opening of Eva LongWHORIA's restaurant, Besos, last night. Yes, Eva has her own joint. Bitch thinks she's JLo.
Speaking of Rebbie, if you're bored click here to see her " Centipede" video. One of the hottest videos ever made. She's due for a comeback. http://dlisted.com/node/24412
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March 7th, 2008, 11:41 AM
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he's so shiny!
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March 7th, 2008, 01:00 PM
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How old is he?.....that photos shows NO eye wrinkles......
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March 7th, 2008, 01:02 PM
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Such an odd shade of...orange.
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March 7th, 2008, 01:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by msdebagain
he's so shiny!
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Originally Posted by cynic
How old is he?.....that photos shows NO eye wrinkles......
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I learned in cosmetics that different races have different oil-to-skin ratios. it's due, in part, to cultural diet and the general temperature of your region (It balances out the salt from sweating in the heat so your skin doesn't parch, also helps retain precious moisture).
Oily skinned people age better because oil is a natural moisturizer.
*suddenly is grateful for her oily skin*
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March 7th, 2008, 05:52 PM
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As weird as he looks, he still looks a damn sight better than his brother and latoya. At least he's kept his nose and attempted to keep the colour, although heading in oompa loompa territory.
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March 7th, 2008, 05:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dixie Normos
I learned in cosmetics that different races have different oil-to-skin ratios. it's due, in part, to cultural diet and the general temperature of your region (It balances out the salt from sweating in the heat so your skin doesn't parch, also helps retain precious moisture).
Oily skinned people age better because oil is a natural moisturizer.
*suddenly is grateful for her oily skin*
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That's vaseline!!! And Fashion Fair foundation! 
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March 7th, 2008, 06:05 PM
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Rebbie Jackson, the normal one?
 
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March 7th, 2008, 09:17 PM
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^^ Again with the nose! What is it with the Jacksons? Who is the hack that is tampering with their noses cos he is obviously the same person! Are there any other celebs who have butchered their nose to the extent this guy has?
Actually, whoever he was, didn't he have Debbie Rowe as his assistant? I'm sure I read that he met her at the plasticy surgery.
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March 7th, 2008, 10:06 PM
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Jermaine Jackson's face looks like it was painted on.
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March 7th, 2008, 11:09 PM
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...looks like a wax figure.
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March 8th, 2008, 02:16 AM
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He looks...leathery. lol!
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March 8th, 2008, 11:49 AM
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You know the title of this thread doesn't work with the OP's first line... I guess he/she didn't do that though.
Anyway it looks like he got bitten by spiders from The Mist.
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March 8th, 2008, 02:17 PM
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I don't get it. What does he (or should he) look like normally?
He ain't scary looking to me but that might be cuz his two other siblings in particular are just beyond scary he looks normal in comparison.
Rebbie looks quite pretty.
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March 8th, 2008, 03:56 PM
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He looks ceramic.
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