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John Travolta's head
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John Travolta listened to my advice and shaved the dead pussy that usually lies on his head, but he's made it worse. He's replaced the dead pussy with what looks like spray-on hair! It looks like a pile of wet shit sitting on his scalp. Diaper head! It's ok John. You can be yourself. Tommy Girl will still love you tomorrow.
Here's John with a head full of diarrhea at a Super Bowl party on Saturday.
Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
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Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
The guy can afford a good toupee, hair plugs, the latest and greatest in men restoration products and procedures. He goes with Ron Popeil's spray on hair?
Pic of his head from last year:
from John Travolta’s Hair Piece? - Hair Loss Information by Dr. William Rassman
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Yeah, I saw those pix. I'm guessing his perception
is the same as an anorexic's. An anorexic looks in
the mirror and sees a fat person. Baldy looks in
the mirror and thinks nobody will be able to tell he's
got full fur or synthetic road kill on his head.
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
it looks like he cut up some lady's mink coat (or his own?) and glued a patch of it to his head.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
i was thinking the glue part. it looks like he took some extra shavings and glued them to his head.
Ok, maybe so, but wouldn't his wife look at it and say something???Originally Posted by HWBL
Yeah, I saw those pix. I'm guessing his perception
is the same as an anorexic's. An anorexic looks in
the mirror and sees a fat person. Baldy looks in
the mirror and thinks nobody will be able to tell he's
got full fur or synthetic road kill on his head.
That thing on his head is like three different colors (and not in a good way)!!
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
Does he have makeup on too?
She can't tell either, as long as the checks keep coming.
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
Why can't he just will himself to have new hairgrowth since he's so in tune with Xenu?
Yeah, no shit. Isn't that part of what being an OT7 means - that you can exert power over things and other people through your mind?
He should get Tiny Tom to take a look at his hair . . . on his head, for a change.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
His skin looks so powdery white! It's hard to believe that he was Vinnie Barbarino and Tony Manero. Time has not been kind to him.
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