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Old November 17th, 2007, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Britney Spears has a Fu Manchu moustache

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We’ve seen some bad photos of Britney Spears but this one would seem to indicate that the celeb is starting to grow a fu manchu moustache.
The short blurb that we found with this picture indicated that the singing diva is wearing sunglasses well after sunset - as if she needs anything else that will keep her from properly operating her vehicle.
Never mind that Spears’ obstructed vision might be dangerous for her son Sean Preston who is sleeping in the backseat. We already know all about her parenting skills or lack thereof.
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Old November 17th, 2007, 12:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i think she douched up the lips a bit more. yep it looks like a stashe.
that girl is a bonehead.
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Old November 17th, 2007, 01:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Poor SP is just out. Musta taken a hit off mommy.
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Old November 17th, 2007, 04:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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SP should have a new mommy. Britneys a fuckup. With a moustache. Plain and simple.
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Old November 17th, 2007, 04:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^ Both kids should've been given up for adoption since the beginning.
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Old November 17th, 2007, 09:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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methmouth or crackmouth. You decide.
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Old November 17th, 2007, 10:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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methmouth or crackmouth. You decide.
My thoughts exactly! Looks like meth to me.
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Old November 20th, 2007, 12:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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She is so crusty and dirty looking. She has to smell like old underwear, sweatsocks and rotten cheese. I need to shower after looking at her cooty ridden ass.
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Old November 20th, 2007, 07:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I feel so bad for her little babies
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Old November 23rd, 2007, 02:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Does anyone think that Brit might be taking male hormones in an effort to remain slim? I watched an expose about this subject the other night, and it seems that it isn't as uncommon as one might think.

That would explain the moustache, and perhaps her erratic behaviour.

She looks as if she needs a shit, shower and shave!
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^ She already took a shit and flushed it away. It was also known as her career.
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Old November 23rd, 2007, 04:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Yeah, I think the 'stache effect is a shadow due to her collagen plumped lips. Other than that she just has really, really bad skin like she's always had and it makes her look dirty, esp. with her rat's nest unbrushed hair.
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She's so greasy, sweaty and stinky looking.
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OH GOSH!
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WHY did I click on this thread while eating?
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