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    Default Jessica Simpson's morph

    I think Jessica is GORGEOUS, however I find her facial changes over the years JUST PLAIN SCARY and ageing has nothing to do with it

    before
    http://torontophotoblog.com/images/2...ca_simpson.jpg



    now
    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...ca_simpson.jpg

    how is this the same person>?

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    she looks like a trannie in the second picture!

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    She's one of those ordinary women who are transformed by good hair and makeup. Pam Anderson is another example. They both look like shit without it. Imagine never daring to go outside the house without spending an hour doing full hair and makeup first.
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    Wow, eye lid surgery makes a difference!

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    wow, you're right...she was beautiful...now she looks terrible.

    she looks overly made-up in the 'now'...I think that's big part
    of it. she looks much better more natural and simple.

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    I have to say that it looks to be a lot more than just hair and makeup. Her eyes are noticeably different. Before they were all squinty and now they're more open. Her eyebrows are also placed higher and she did something to her mouth... a lot more than just makeup and hair changes.

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    She is a classic case of always wanting 'more.'

    She looked fine before, but needed eyebrows a little more arched, lips a little fuller, a nose a little less bumpy.

    Now she looks like ass.
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    She looks so different now! Much better before IMO

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    Ricky Martin in a wig.
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    I had to test it


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    Actually, that chin and mouth area does really remind me of her.
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    She just looks so busted now. And going against the grain, I think she looks better with less makeup. The more she has on the more harsh she looks.
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    Plastic surgery definitely that blepharoplasty (the eyelid surgery to make eye rounder, wide open and less squinty.) Don't know about the nose. Lips definitely restylaned or collagened, she admitted as much herself I thought.

    Plus I suspect drugs because in candids taken only days apart, she would go from looking real busted, hard-looking and drag-queeny to more soft and feminine like she did in the first Newlyweds season.

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    its hard to find old pics of her but i know she used to look a lot different. other than her pre-stylist bad clothing choices back then, she was prettier in the face. (prolly pre coke habit)




    this one has one of my fave chick-haircut/styles
    http://img.timeinc.net/who/pap/061218/944697_6.jpg
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    She's had her eyelids and lips done, no doubt about that. But NO nose job.

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