November 12th, 2006, 09:43 PM
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Female celebrities and their veiny, claw-like man-hands
Minor Offenders:
Christine Taylor
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Paris Hilton
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All Time Worst, tied for 1st Place:
Madonna
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Angelina Jolie
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I hope you guys can add some more because they're definitely not the only ones. 
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November 12th, 2006, 11:29 PM
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Uma Thurman's are almost as bad as Madonna's.
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November 13th, 2006, 12:17 AM
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Oh I remember Uma's foot from the Kill Bill movie, it was an ugly little (umm maybe not so little) thing. Sorry OT. 
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November 13th, 2006, 01:33 AM
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Ahahahaha paris. She also has shit-awful feet as well. Oh wait, shit awful everything!
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November 13th, 2006, 02:01 AM
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Nicole Kidman has terrible-looking hands.
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November 13th, 2006, 09:37 AM
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That's what they get for starving themselves.
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November 13th, 2006, 11:03 AM
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Angelina's hands are beyond scary. They look absolutely ropey! Like a skinny-ass weight lifter's hands.
I saw a pic some time ago showing Demi Moore's hands, and they are a lot like Ange's. Godawful.
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November 13th, 2006, 11:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pacific breeze
Nicole Kidman has terrible-looking hands.
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She does'nt have hands, she has lobster claws. 
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November 13th, 2006, 12:09 PM
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Lol, love the title of this thread.
Angelina's look the worse to me. In fact, I've wondered if she's ill.
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November 13th, 2006, 12:23 PM
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You can always tell a woman's age by her hands. I'm vain, that's why I moisturize mine constantly and put sunscreen on them to prevent age spots. I still have a few, but my hands look young compared to some of these actresses' mitts.
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November 13th, 2006, 08:27 PM
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I've noticed that a lot of people have ugly hands--and I'm speaking of all people in general, not just celebrities. I'm one of those persons that notice hands a lot--especially in men.
On the Food Channel I think it's funny how Giada De Laurentis is so cute and petite but yet she has tiny little chunky hands with stubby fingers. Her hands aren't lean and slim like her body. Catherine Zeta-Jones also has stubby fingers, but yeah, she has a gorgeous face so I guess you can overlook the hands. They're not veiny or old, just stubby and fat--her hands don't match her body. Well, I shouldn't talk myself, because I think my hands are sort of chunky. I wish I had longer, leaner fingers myself...I'm thin and yet I have a big ring size (I think). I wear a size 7 and I wish I had smaller fingers..I inheritied my dad's hands--his were thick and chunky too.
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November 13th, 2006, 08:29 PM
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Catherine Zeta Jones has horrible lobster breakin' man hands
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November 13th, 2006, 08:34 PM
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Hahaha!! lobster breakin-man hands...lol!!
Well, mine aren't that bad, but I've had a few boyfriends tease me about my little hands...they're little and I have stubby fingers, that's why I wear acrylic nails to make them look longer. Just like my legs. I'm thin, but I have (and will ALWAYS have) short chunky legs. No long, lean legs in my future either! Gosh, I'm depressed now!
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November 13th, 2006, 08:50 PM
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^^ Don't be depressed PG, I bet they are cute!
Anyhow, I have little hands. Gosh! So, I totally respect people who are more functionable, there might be manly- hands on women for a reason.
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November 13th, 2006, 08:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyGirl
Hahaha!! lobster breakin-man hands...lol!!
Well, mine aren't that bad, but I've had a few boyfriends tease me about my little hands...they're little and I have stubby fingers, that's why I wear acrylic nails to make them look longer. Just like my legs. I'm thin, but I have (and will ALWAYS have) short chunky legs. No long, lean legs in my future either! Gosh, I'm depressed now!
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Awwwww... come on, you're a PRETTY GIRL; what else matters?
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