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Thread: Tom Cruise ate a bee or got filler or is on steroids of some kind

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    Default Tom Cruise ate a bee or got filler or is on steroids of some kind



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    Holy crap!
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    looks to be on the same diet his son (next to him) is on.
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    OMG I vote bee sting. Why would anyone willingly do that to themselves?

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    He looks terrible. I get that aging is hard, especially for people who have been told how good looking they are for most of their life, but this shit is a damn travesty. He cannot possibly believe he looks good, or that no one will notice his face looks like he is having an allergic reaction, right? Awful.
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    A fat headed Tom Cruise chipmunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mivvi21 View Post
    He looks terrible. I get that aging is hard, especially for people who have been told how good looking they are for most of their life, but this shit is a damn travesty. He cannot possibly believe he looks good, or that no one will notice his face looks like he is having an allergic reaction, right? Awful.
    Lol I doubt he did it on purpose and I'm sure he doesn't think he looks great! He's just like most people who can't avoid getting fat or saggy with age.

    It's just delightfully schadenfreudy to see his hatefully Scientologist ass get his due.

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    I think he's freshly off some kind of treatment to appear younger. I still kinda feel for him, he has such a strange career, still so much is about his physical abilities and he doesn't seem to be able to go back to character roles. He's batshit crazy, but a quite decent actor, while douche deluxe Brad Pitt get's all the good stuff, tiny Tom still has to run in all his movies.
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    He looks like he's gained some weight, too, so it may be a combination of that and fillers.
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    My vote is that he ate Xenu.
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    Menopause has finally caught up with him.
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    Ate a bee

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    He looks like a tiny hamster, storing nuts in his cheeks.
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    Whatever it is, there is no excuse for the greasy hair though. What's going on there?
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