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    Default Artie Lange's Coke Nose...AHHHHHH!



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    Holy mother of G*d, he's turning into blobfish!

    This is going to make Mrs. Mo cry.......

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    He must have been a serious cokehead.

    Is Mrs. Mo a fan of his?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    He must have been a serious cokehead.

    Is Mrs. Mo a fan of his?
    Yes. Was. When he was on Stern he was hilarious. Most of his humor was directed at himself. He has huge self destructive impulses though. He my age, so its a little eerie to see the flipside of clean living.
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    This is so sad. I wondered what happened to him and that handsome guy from the show that had a gambling problem. Haven't listened to Howard in years though so never k ew

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    I saw a picture of him in 2017 and his nose was ugly, but what I would expect. Here is his booking photo from March 2017:

    https://www.tmz.com/2017/03/20/artie...booking-photo/

    How does it go from that to whatever that thing is that’s hanging off the center of his face in ~1.5 years??? It looks like his nose was made out of silly putty and he somehow fell flat on his face.
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    Mrs Mo's reaction was "Whaat?!?!?!" And then, "That's what happened to my cousin's nose!" Here's another photo:


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    Urp...they can fix this...they fixed Yasmine Bleeth's nose and that UK actress/presenter Katie Price (sp?).
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    I think they shouldn't fix it. Instead, they should turn it into the world's tiniest bagpipes.
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    OMG, I showed this to some coworkers and they were like, "But how?" And I was like, "Yeah, I don't know." Coke nose, sure, but how does this explain every rock band from the 70s not really having these noses.

    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Yes. Was. When he was on Stern he was hilarious. Most of his humor was directed at himself. He has huge self destructive impulses though. He my age, so its a little eerie to see the flipside of clean living.
    OK, but I know some dirty living people who ain't quite that jacked though. This is like Victorian oddity level fucked up.

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    Urp...they can fix this...they fixed Yasmine Bleeth's nose and that UK actress/presenter Katie Price (sp?).
    Yeah, but that Daniella Westbrook's nose was so fubar. I mean this is what it looked like fixed:

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    At least her teefs are a natural neon white.
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    What. The. Fuck!

    Holy shit, this is unreal. And sad.

    Artie used to be fairly decent looking. Would have even been good looking at one point except for being overweight.

    He's a heroin addict though. That's a particularly nasty one and difficult to break.
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    It looks like his nose is constantly pressed against glass.

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    Hm. I'd guess coke nose and a bad punch to the nose? Repeatedly.

    I don't know, but that sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post
    What. The. Fuck!

    Holy shit, this is unreal. And sad.

    Artie used to be fairly decent looking. Would have even been good looking at one point except for being overweight.

    He's a heroin addict though. That's a particularly nasty one and difficult to break.
    He swore during his hearing (for giving a dirty test) that he’s totally off the heroin and is only using coke now. The judge wound up letting him go, even with the dirty test. You can’t ever trust a currently using addict though.

    ETA: I do remember that his attorney said he was on suboxone, among other things.
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