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    EXCLUSIVE Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves goes rollerblading in Central Park as he prepares for 58th surgery... an £8,000 eye colour change in India

    By MailOnline Reporter
    PUBLISHED: 17:01 BST, 17 April 2017 | UPDATED: 17:02 BST, 17 April 2017


    He is a self-styled Human Ken Doll and has spent a staggering £398,000 on 57 surgeries to achieve the perfect look.
    But Rodrigo Alves, 33, is still not satisfied and told MailOnline that he will soon have his eye colour permanently changed in a risky operation in India.
    He was spotted unwinding before the surgery by rollerblading around New York's Central Park on Sunday in an eye-catching outfit of scarlet shorts and white shirt which he styled as a crop top.


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    Surgery addict: Rodrigo Alves, known as the Human Ken Doll, has told MailOnline is planning his 58th surgery which will be a permanent eye colour change

    Rodrigo cut a sporty figure in the red short shorts which he secured with a Gucci gold buckle belt.

    He showed off his bulging biceps in the short-sleeved white t-shirt and added some glamour with a gold watch and matching headphones.
    The TV personality slicked his blond locks back into a smooth sweep and showed off his pout for waiting photographers.

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    Pulled together: Rodrigo sported an eye-catching ensemble of scarlet short shorts, a Gucci belt and a short sleeved t-shirt as he went roller-blading in New York City on Sunday


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    Costly abs: The star [sic] has spent almost £400,000 on surgeries including implants to achieve the perfect six pack, which he showed off by fashioning his shirt into a crop top


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    Prepping for surgery: Rodrigo explained that he was changing his eye colour from dark brown to icy grey in a surgery that UK and US doctors will not perform for cosmetic reasons alone

    In an exclusive interview with the MailOnline, Rodrigo explained his new surgery which doctors in the UK and USA will not perform for solely cosmetic reasons.
    'My next surgery will be a permanent eye colour change,' he said. 'I wear hand painted coloured lenses made by an artist here in the USA. Each pair is $500 and I have 14 different colours.
    'My natural eye colour is dark brown and I'm tired of wearing coloured lenses.'
    Rodrigo is planning on getting a brand new eye colour called light icy grey.
    He said: 'Bright Ocular is now making a special eye colour implant light icy grey and the procedure will be performed next month in Delhi.


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    Strike a pose: The confident star [sic] discarded his roller blades and posed for photographers with a large Gucci tote bag


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    Getting in shape: He may be a fan of liposuction but Rodrigo also relies on exercise, jogging through Manhattan's Central Park to work up a sweat


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    Adjusting: The star was not wearing the most practical outfit for his sporty day out and was spotted fiddling with his collar

    'The procedure will also be filmed,' Rodrigo explained.
    'The eye surgeon will implant the coloured implant in front of my natural iris making it icy grey forever.'
    He said that the procedure would cost around £8,000.
    'Such procedure is also done in the USA and the UK but not for cosmetic reasons,' the surgery fan added.
    'Some people who don't have iris pigmentation can have these implants to give them an eye colour.
    'In my case it is for aesthetics reasons and there is no money on earth that would convince an eye doctor to do it in the USA or UK for cosmetic reasons.'

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    Blue steel: Rodrigo fitted plenty of photo opportunities into his New York trip, striking a pose at the Rockefeller Centre


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    The sidewalk is my catwalk: He showed off his pecs in a white shirt which he paired with a striped blazer, white jeans and a Hermes belt


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    Defiant: The star [sic] defended himself from his critics by explaining that his many surgeries were because: 'I don't want to look like anyone else. I want to stand out'

    He added that he was flying to Delhi on the recommendation of friends: 'Three of my friends had the procedure done and it looks amazing. From the reference I shall be visiting the same doctor in Delhi.'
    Rodrigo is known for his love of extreme surgeries and in the past has indulged in liposuction, fillers, eight nose jobs and chest silicone implants as well as stem cell injections into his face and hair.
    Much of his income has reportedly come from properties he inherited from his grandparents and he has invested almost £400,000 in attaining his distinctive look.
    Rodrigo believes that plastic surgery will stop him ageing.
    'I don't want to age and I think that I'm doing a great job of it,' he said.
    He also defended himself against people who called him a 'freak'.
    'People say I'm a freak and addicted to surgery. But I don't want to look like anyone else. I want to stand out.'

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    Ageless? Rodrigo said: 'I don't want to age and I think that I'm doing a great job of it'
    Read more: Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves announces 58th surgery | Daily Mail Online


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    Terrifying, but at least his face will ward off muggers.
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    So I guess clothes that fit are out of the question...
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    "Ageless? Rodrigo said: 'I don't want to age and I think that I'm doing a great job of it'"

    Sure, which is why at the age of 33 you look like a 60 year-old desperately trying to hold on to his youth...
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    Where do all these idiots get their money to waste on their hopeless missions of utter vanity?
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    What kind of lunatic goes to a plastic surgeon and says "Give me a head the size of a NASA re-entry capsule"???

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    So I guess clothes that fit are out of the question...
    He's like the incredible hulk. But not.

    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    What kind of lunatic goes to a plastic surgeon and says "Give me a head the size of a NASA re-entry capsule"???
    OMG, that description! I can't stop laughing now!
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    "Houston, we have a problem."
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    LOL, Houston has a REAL big problem!
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    Encounter of the third type.

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    Thank you for this thread, Twitchy. "Just Plain Scary" has been neglected for a while.

    What's with this guy and his too-small shirts buttoned up to his ears and the tacky belt buckles? I realize I'm focusing on the wrong things but I have no words for the face and body. You'd think he would spend a little money on a personal trainer to get real abs.

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    Aren't his "abs" implants on a slight beer belly?
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    ^^and his pec implants slight titties??

    I have never seen a Ken doll this unfortunate.

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    He is 33? This freak looks 60. I would run screaming if I would meet him somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    ^^and his pec implants slight titties??

    I have never seen a Ken doll this unfortunate.
    Moobs.

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