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    Tatum O’Neal Is Turning Into Squinty Zellweger




    As bystanders yelled, “Bitch, why did your sockets eat your eyeballs,Tatum O’Neal strolled onto the NYC set of the Jennifer Aniston movie Squirrels to the Nuts on Wednesday. (Maybe Tatum plays a squirrel?) Tatum’s face was smooth puffy and she kind of looked like Channing Tatum wearing a stretched out rubberRenee Zellweger mask. A plastic surgeon type, who hasn’t fucked Tatum’s face with a filler needle, told Radar that in his professional medical opinion, Tatum probably gained a little chunk and also filled her face with the blood of Lara Flynn Boyle (aka Botox).


    “Although weight gain can make a face look fuller, the amount of fullness is impressive. I suspect that she may have undergone injections of fat into her cheeks, which can occasionally balloon with massive weight gain. Her skin is smooth and pristine, which may be due to Botox injections and a series of chemical peels.”

    I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that Tatum’s eyes are in the Squinty position. On one hand, she won’t have to suffer through the pain of seeing her father come at her with his wiggling tongue. On the other hand, she won’t know that the man she’s flicking tongues with is her father.




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    Looking very pillow-y in the face, I see

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jana View Post
    Looking very pillow-y in the face, I see
    That's one way of putting it.

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    What the fuck has she implanted and/or injected into her face?

    This is what she looked like within the last year and a half, so something drastic happened (other than the level 10 crazy eye):

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    Oh, she looks like a Russian prison matron in those first pictures.
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    She also looks like she's gained 100lbs.
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    That's what I was thinking. Pair too many injectibles with a significant weight gain, and there you have it.
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    Wow. Just, wow.
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    Yeah, wow. Barely recognizable.
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    Steroids for an illness perhaps?
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    Very sad. I have always thought she was really pretty. She has a very unique face. Unique in a good way. I thought she was gorgeous when she was in Little Darlings, which was my favorite movie when I was younger

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    Is she a waitress? She has a uniform of one on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Very sad. I have always thought she was really pretty. She has a very unique face. Unique in a good way. I thought she was gorgeous when she was in Little Darlings, which was my favorite movie when I was younger
    I always thought she looked like a mix of her dad and Barbra Streisand; unconventionally pretty. Now, not so much.
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    ^ Really? I've always thought she looked a lot like her mom, actress Joanna Moore.



    Of course now, she looks like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow. All white and puffy.
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    Yup, another 50 year old pillowface, This is becoming an epidemic and needs to continue!

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