Kim Kardashian channels Diana Ross

**Honey** · August 24th, 2012, 06:32 PM

Kim Kardashian posted these photos to her Celebuzz blog yesterday – they are “behind the scenes” pics of a photo shoot she did with Hype Williams, for what I do not know. Kim called the post, “Channeling Diana Ross”. OH NO GIRL. Diana is gonna have a FIT. And did anyone else just immediately think, “Huh, Tan Mom is looking rough”? It’s definitely more of Tan Mom flavor than Diana Ross. I mean, I can probably take the crazy wig if it’s for some kind of editorial layout, or maybe a music video or something (Hype Williams does a lot of music videos… for Kanye West). But the wig with the f—ked up makeup? And the crazy Kat-face? Girl. Stop. The biggest thing I come away with is the Kim REALLY needs to stop with the lip injections. Cray.

Meanwhile, every Kardashian woman seems to be talking to the press about how Kim and Kanye are super-duper in love. Kris Jenner told E! News, “I’ve never seen Kim this happy. She’s calm, she’s happy, she’s content in her life right now. I think she’s working hard, she loves what she’s doing, she’s passionate about her projects, and she’s loving life right now.”Kris also put away her pimp hand when asked if Kim and Kanye should get married on television, saying: “My advice as a manager would be get out of town as fast as you can and go to a secret location. But you know, I might have a different opinion tomorrow. You just never know.”That must have been really hard for her say. Her body must have felt like it was rejecting the “MUST. NOT. PIMP.” sentiment.
And Kourtney Kardashian also discussed Kim and Kanye, saying “They both want kids, so I guess it’s just a case of watch this space. Kim is totally ready for marriage and everything that goes with it. I really haven’t seen her this happy since we were kids.”So… babies and marriage. Definitely happening.

Photos courtesy of Kim Kardashian’s Celebuzz page.

http://www.celebitchy.com/247834/kim...st_thing_ever/

**fgg** · August 24th, 2012, 06:33 PM

dead diana ross? what an insult.

**Waterslide** · August 24th, 2012, 06:35 PM

Because I suck at paraphrasing dlisted...

Friday, August 24th 2012
What In The Pennywise Meets Ganguro Hell?

Somebody please dig a shallow and comfortable grave in Diana Ross' backyard, because she's going to need a soft place to roll in as soon as she sees these pictures of delusional shit stain Kim Kardashian paying homage to her in a shoot she did with Hype Williams a while ago. Kim said on her Celebuzz blog that she's channeling Diana Ross, but ho needs to stop, because: a) The only Ross this flop ass heffa can successfully channel is Rick Ross; and b) Bitch looks more like she's channeling a trans clown Real Doll that was filled with Xtina's queefs.
This deluded hag probably thinks she looks like a sleeping disco beauty, but this mess looks like fake crime scene photos straight out of an episode of CSI: Chernobyl. Those dead hooker poses go perfectly with her dead soul.
And about that make-up job...
Can we even call that a make-up job? It looks like somebody shoved a whole lot of lead-based brown paint, low-grade cocaine, Pepto-bismol and tarantulas up their ass, shook it all around and then farted in Kim's face. How dreadful.
And you know you have failed at everything when Basement Baby does it better.

Posted by: Michael K
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Kim Kardashian • SKANKS • Trash • Why Are You Doing This To Us?

CSI: Chernobyl!

**BITTER** · August 24th, 2012, 06:36 PM

She is such a useless shit stain on the panties of humanity.

**KrisNine** · August 24th, 2012, 06:40 PM

I would like to kick her square in the face. I used to think she was pretty, now she looks like a melted Easter candy. Fuck her and her Tammy Faye eyelashes. Kris Kardashian Jenner Whorebag Fucknuts should have had an abortion.

**SillyME54** · August 24th, 2012, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by BITTER

She is such a useless shit stain on the panties of humanity.

Seriously. And why the fuck is she still around? Not even the original useless whore scumbag, Paris, lasted this long.

**Sylkyn** · August 24th, 2012, 06:54 PM

WHAT in the name of fuck is THAT? She looks like one of those Japanese girls that do the orange makeup with the white eyes/lips/whatever. Has she gone off her fucking meds?? How dare she even associate this shit with Diana Ross's name? Can somebody just go ahead and kick her ass while I'm alive, please??

**A*O** · August 24th, 2012, 07:02 PM

CSI: Chernobyl Perfect

**SillyME54** · August 24th, 2012, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Sylkyn

WHAT in the name of fuck is THAT? She looks like one of those Japanese girls that do the orange makeup with the white eyes/lips/whatever. Has she gone off her fucking meds?? How dare she even associate this shit with Diana Ross's name? Can somebody just go ahead and kick her ass while I'm alive, please??

lol you mean a ganguro? That was my first thought too.

**Sylkyn** · August 24th, 2012, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by SillyME54

lol you mean a ganguro? That was my first thought too.

YES! I couldn't think of the name! She makes them look like runway models of the highest caliber! She is such an attention WHORE!

**angelais** · August 24th, 2012, 08:01 PM

She needs to be bitch slapped. Obviously she wishes she was a black chick. Here's some news for you Kim K, it doesn't matter what color you are, you are still a worthless, trashtastic piece of crap with absolutely no redeeming qualities.