@that frosted junior high bleach job.
Seriously, wtf has he had done?
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
@that frosted junior high bleach job.
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This is recent? The fuck?? Is he just not trying to hide the gay now that Dick Clark has passed? Which is fine, but I mean, give us some warning or something Ryan....
If Pauly D was pale and blonde
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He didn't look like that last week...
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Isn't this a picture of him from about 10 years ago? I remember him looking like this in the early days of American Idol.
I don't know when its from, Enty tweeted it today and commented on the bad tan.
I guess it is an old picture:
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My new favorite photo of Ryan Seacrest. At least w/ all the money he's earned he got himself a better tanning product.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I could believe it's new and that he's morphing into his "girlfriend" Julianne Hough, though. I bet they share all kinds of fun make-up secrets.
I think he is a robot and starting to rust.
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