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    Not sure if there is a thread for this. Here are some creepy and non realistic stuff. Synthol, implants, lipo, all for the look of "power".


    Here is a video of this guy. Yuck Guy with pec and shoulder implants thinks he's hot - YouTube















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    Some of these are terrifying, they look like monsters... The fifth and seventh ones down are the worst!
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    The third one down looks like he has massive fluid retention. That looks so painful.

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    Carrot Top's arms look like they belong to a cartoon character, they are so misshapen. Are there any Arrested Development fans out there? If so, do you remember the episode where George Michael wears the muscle suit underneath his clothes to impress Maeby? It was similar to this:
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    Ewww...

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    What's the point of those implants? They look fake as hell. Completely out of proportion and ridiculous.

    Why not just work out a bit more? Or a lot more? Cheaper, healthier, better looking. Take some supplements to help you if you absolutely must.

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    Most of them are caused by injecting synthol.

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    And I thought Leann's implants were bad....
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    The first guy has no nipples!
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    they look like they have tumors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    The first guy has no nipples!
    Actually he does. I've seen other photos of him, and they are at the bottom pointing south.

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    holy shit. the first guy is hilarious (you've got to watch the video), the others are just disgusting.
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    Well, I think NSFW are men that get nullified, which means they get their genitalia surgically removed, to get a smooth look. They also remove their nipples, belly buttons, and exteme ones amputate one leg and hand.

    I think they should develop a synthol boob job for women, it would be a easy way to get perky tits without any pain.

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    ^^ WHAT???

    do you have a link for that?
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    ^ Google it "nullo male" or "nullified male" or "penectomy male". Cos I don't feel the need to see it again.

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