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    what on earth happened to his face?

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    No, this isn't a picture of a zombie Ellen DeGeneres siphoning whatever youth is left from her latest victim. This is Nick Carter and his girlfriend Lauren Kitt awkwardly trying to make out with each other's cheeks at his 32nd birthday party at Vanity in Las Vegas last night. You're thinking what I'm thinking so let's just scream it together: THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT FACE??? (That question applies to both of them)
    While Aaron Carter doesn't completely look like he just fell out of a Faces of Meth Magazine, Nick looks like he's been on the cover of Faces of Meth Magazine: AARP Edition. Should I call a priest who specializes in exorcisms? Should I call a damn doctor who specializes in leprosy of the face? Should I call somebody with hair clippers since I'm sure that 1970s Bieber pimp mop on Nick's head is sucking all the hot out of his face. Those extra wide pube chops he calls sideburns are making Nick look like a 65-year-old David Spade who time traveled back to the 1970s to work as a low level porn producer in Hungary. I just wanna stick an IV drip in his hair and then gently blow his eyelids down so he can get some sleep. Damn.
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    Well... while I think he was never really handsome to begin with and also has that kind of face that looks maybe good when you're a teenager but not when you're a grown man I think there are a lot of drugs involved.
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    I would say thats a horrible haircut!

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    jeezus, wtf happened to his face???? yikes.
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    Lol @ Michael K. I think Nick is still on drugs. And anytime I think of him I want to watch this video.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWeJO...e_gdata_player

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    ^Wow, I completely forgot Nick dated Paris...Funny he used that example of why his brother sucks.

    Back to the recent pics, my money is on drugs too. Isn't it also well known that Aaron was/is on meth?
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    he's got really bad chiclet teeth but other than that compared to what he looked like before, i think this is the best he's ever looked, cheesy clothes and bad hair cut and all.

    it's his little brother that posted that scary pic of himself as a meth-faced body-builder anorexic, right?
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    Holy shit. I used to fancy him (when I was like 7, fair enough) and I swear he never used to look SO bad, crap. I feel sorry for him.
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    ^Ditto! That's awful. I remember having a poster of him when I was a teenybopper in 5-6th grade. I agree about having a teenage face that doesn't translate well to a grown man face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    ^Ditto! That's awful. I remember having a poster of him when I was a teenybopper in 5-6th grade. I agree about having a teenage face that doesn't translate well to a grown man face.
    I find that happened with a lot of guys in my year at school. There was this one guy, Liam, who I swear in Year 8 (around 12-13 years old) he was the cutest and every girl fancied him. I saw a picture of him a week or two ago where he must be 22/23 and holy shit, he hit a brick wall at 15. Now he looks like mouldy pizza.
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    Drugs, no doubt about it.

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    He looks all.........methy and shit.
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    I never fancied him. He's always been ugly to me.

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    His girlfriend is quite breathtaking.
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