Gives hope to Madonna.
England's Finest Rose Is An Award-Winning Bodybuilder Now
As soon as your eyes finish salivating from staring at Jodie Marsh's Helen Grace chocolate egg titties, give her the clap (Not THAT clap! She already has that one. The other clap. The one you give her with your hands. Oh! You know what my ass means!) for leaving her first bodybuilding competition triumphant. 16 months ago the most beautiful woman in the world, who has been everything from a ten-second lesbian to a tattoo artiste, started training with Tim Sharp to become a bodybuilding goddess superstar and here she is at her first competition looking as glisteningly gorgeous as a hard shit out of a snake's ass in the Garden of Eden.
Jodie came in first second third fourth fifth place in the beauties of the septic tank division and tells The Sun that she owes it all to intense training and trading her usual diet of champagne and cum balls for egg whites and whole wheat toast.
"This is the best I've ever felt — and the best my body's ever felt. In 50 days I have gone from 25 per cent body fat to ten per cent, gained 8lb of muscle and lost 20lb of fat."Of course, Jodie's road to getting a body like Kellan Lutz's nipple was shot for a reality show that will air in the UK this January. Yes, the sight of Jodie brings back painful memories of when I ruined my sister's Barbie doll by ripping its head off to try to shove it over my He-Man figure (both of them were never the same again), but even I have to admit that England's finest rose has never looked more exquisite. Well, tits that look like burnt ham and bodies that look straight out of a Panda Express tin are two of my favorite things!
(Images via Tim Sharp's Twitter)
Source: England's Finest Rose Is An Award-Winning Bodybuilder Now | Dlisted
is she manly enough to draw out colonel hyde?
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
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I'd say kill it with fire, but it looks like someone already tried and failed.
"One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo
holy fuck thats revolting
Christ almighty! I didn't think she could get any more horrifying but she proved me wrong!
Her beauty brings tears to my eyes.
Good for her for sticking to a diet and a fitness regimen but...euck that's too much. D:
What. The fuck.
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OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
I was NOT prepared to see that! Holy shit...
I don't like the body builder look at all (neither on a man nor on a woman) but I do admire her for having the discipline to change her body so much in just 16 months. I am impressed.
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