Jodie Marsh, bodybuilder

**Jana** · October 4th, 2011, 12:56 PM

England's Finest Rose Is An Award-Winning Bodybuilder Now

As soon as your eyes finish salivating from staring at Jodie Marsh's Helen Grace chocolate egg titties, give her the clap (Not THAT clap! She already has that one. The other clap. The one you give her with your hands. Oh! You know what my ass means!) for leaving her first bodybuilding competition triumphant. 16 months ago the most beautiful woman in the world, who has been everything from a ten-second lesbian to a tattoo artiste, started training with Tim Sharp to become a bodybuilding goddess superstar and here she is at her first competition looking as glisteningly gorgeous as a hard shit out of a snake's ass in the Garden of Eden.

Jodie came in first second third fourth fifth place in the beauties of the septic tank division and tells The Sun that she owes it all to intense training and trading her usual diet of champagne and cum balls for egg whites and whole wheat toast.

"This is the best I've ever felt — and the best my body's ever felt. In 50 days I have gone from 25 per cent body fat to ten per cent, gained 8lb of muscle and lost 20lb of fat."

Of course, Jodie's road to getting a body like Kellan Lutz's nipple was shot for a reality show that will air in the UK this January. Yes, the sight of Jodie brings back painful memories of when I ruined my sister's Barbie doll by ripping its head off to try to shove it over my He-Man figure (both of them were never the same again), but even I have to admit that England's finest rose has never looked more exquisite. Well, tits that look like burnt ham and bodies that look straight out of a Panda Express tin are two of my favorite things!

(Images via Tim Sharp's Twitter)
Source: England's Finest Rose Is An Award-Winning Bodybuilder Now | Dlisted

**rollo** · October 4th, 2011, 01:00 PM

Horrific.

Gives hope to Madonna.

**fgg** · October 4th, 2011, 01:04 PM

is she manly enough to draw out colonel hyde?

**Air Quotes** · October 4th, 2011, 01:27 PM

God damn.

**Honey** · October 4th, 2011, 02:22 PM

I'm gonna hurl

**Kittylady** · October 4th, 2011, 02:30 PM

I'd say kill it with fire, but it looks like someone already tried and failed.

**scarlett** · October 4th, 2011, 03:05 PM

holy fuck thats revolting

**Ravenna** · October 4th, 2011, 03:59 PM

Christ almighty! I didn't think she could get any more horrifying but she proved me wrong!

**Jezi** · October 4th, 2011, 04:02 PM

Her beauty brings tears to my eyes.

**Sarzy** · October 4th, 2011, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

I'd say kill it with fire, but it looks like someone already tried and failed.

**Mr. Authority** · October 4th, 2011, 05:18 PM

Good for her for sticking to a diet and a fitness regimen but...euck that's too much. D:

**nancydrew** · October 4th, 2011, 10:03 PM

What. The fuck.

**funky_chicken** · October 5th, 2011, 03:31 AM

I was NOT prepared to see that! Holy shit...

**Colonel Hyde** · October 5th, 2011, 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by fgg

is she manly enough to draw out colonel hyde?

Well, I've been tossing off to Jodie for a number of years now and I see no reason to discontinue.

**Lenny** · October 5th, 2011, 11:40 AM

I don't like the body builder look at all (neither on a man nor on a woman) but I do admire her for having the discipline to change her body so much in just 16 months. I am impressed.