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    Default Ali Lohan's new face





    Wednesday, September 7th 2011
    Ali Lohan Has A New Face




    On the left is Ali Lohan back in 2009 and on the right is someone the paps say is 17-year-old Ali Lohan in Beverly Hills yesterday, but I'm not so sure since how in White Oprah's coke spoon hell is that the same being?! The list of things White Oprah should be slapped in the mouth for is as full as full can be, but room should be made and this mess right here should be moved right up to the very top. It's official, the Lohan's family plastic surgery hates them more than any other bitch.

    I can go on and on about how Ali's freckles have been replaced with zero food and spider leg brows, but I'm going to go sit in my end of the world bunk instead since V was obviously right and the teenage lizard aliens (also see: Courtney Stodden) have finally arrived. While I do that, please bust a CITIZEN'S ARREST on White Oprah or at least leave a trail of Jägerbombs from the rest stop bathroom she passed out in last night to Death Row.
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    wow, this REALLY does belong in Just Plain Scary
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    Please please tell me she didn't fuck up her face at her age. She looks way way worse and nearly as old as her mother - which means she's keeping up with her delinquent, waste-of-a-sister.
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    OMG that's freaking horrifying. White Oprah should be shot. That poor kid. What a mess.


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    Can we sterilize these people? I feel like we need to do something before this trick gets knocked up or her father goes bareback with some bar skank he gets drunk enough to sleep with him, which are two things I predict happening.
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    White Oprah AND the doctor should be shot.

    I can't even snark on that, it's just too damn sad. Ghoulish doesn't even begin to describe it.
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    Shit! Is that really her? She looks like a man. Awful.

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    I would say she looks like a Russian Mail Order Bride, but that would be insulting to the Russians.

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    She looks terrible. You don't usually get given a modelling contract if you look like Pete Burns.

    If her younger ps had gone right, she could have looked a bit like Kate Middleton.

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    Is this shit for real? Wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    She looks terrible. You don't usually get given a modelling contract if you look like Pete Burns.

    If her younger ps had gone right, she could have looked a bit like Kate Middleton.
    Pete Burns!! LOVE IT! lol!

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    She's good-looking...for a 40-year-old!

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    That poor totally fucked up child. I don't know how that's even possible. Did she go to Michael Jackson's ps doctors?
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    Girl is clearly pre-anorexia, her hair looks thinner, the figure is frail, nose looks fake. 17 years old! This one will look 40 years old in 5 years, just like her sister, even faster!

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    Is it an ED problem or drugs. Nevermind, I answered it myself....both.

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