man my bods better than that and you won't catch me in a bikini. She looks like shit
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Even on this Labor Day Weekend, the hardest working poser on the ho stroll does not press pause on work and continues to make the kids vomit up awes at the cutlets gone wild glamour she throws at the camera.
At some kind of chili cookout in Malibu yesterday afternoon, international supermodel, shining symbol of patriotism and the most beautiful creature in your grocer's freezer Phoebe Price set off the freckled fireworks on her body with a red, white and blue bikini. Throw a little feed and get some of this.
Of course, some of you poultry racists are going to say that the boy up there is spelling out the word G-R-O-S-S with his facial expression, but you know that's a lie. DON'T LIE. What's really going on is that he is so transfixed with her subtle grace and quiet beauty that he's afraid unless he witnesses a shooting star falling into a ginger unicorn's ass he will never witness anything as stunning as this again. How can he tell his first love that they are the most gorgeous thing he's ever seen? It wouldn't be true since he's seen thee Phoebe Price in all her chicken cutlets glory! That is the look of fear for the future.
Open Labor Day Post: Co-Hosted By Chicken Cutlets And Her Young Admirer | Dlisted
man my bods better than that and you won't catch me in a bikini. She looks like shit
Fun is the best thing to have
Her FACE!! That is truly the stuff of nightmares, a shiver went down my spine. What is this woman's malfunction?
Santa is an elitist mother fucker -- giving expensive shit to rich kids and nothing to poor kids.
The only reason I know her is because of MK. Otherwise, what the fuck does she do?!?!
Call me one of the haters, but she makes my gag reflex start working again....
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~Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.
Was she ever an actress? I only see her on D Listed, have no idea who she is
LOVE the face on the kid!
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
Certainly beats hers!
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"One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo
She's a serious famewhore, but her body isn't that bad, is it?
I think its the tackiness of the suit/presentation thats really a concern. Her body isn't *that* bad, no.
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i think her body looks great!? the kid's face is hilarious.![]()
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
If you cant get a teenage boys attention, you know it must have been bad!
^^She got his attention. His face looks like he's viewing a horrific car crash. He looks like he's going to vomit. lol.
I had to laugh so hard when I first saw this on DListed. The boy's expression is priceless!
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