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Thread: EEK!! Mother of Real Housewives of Miami Marysol Patton

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    Default EEK!! Mother of Real Housewives of Miami Marysol Patton

    Freakshow Elsa Patton is 76 years old and according to TMZ both she and her Housewives daughter Marisol were arrested for DUI in 2010. Like mother, like daughter.



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    I think she was the best thing about Real housewives of Miami. I will tune in each week just to see this trainwreck.
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    Yikes, what a freak

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    oh fuck. she makes jacky stallone look decent (no, that's impossible, but still...).
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    Ooooh, how purty ...
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    I think some plastic surgeon out there is having his Cubist period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    I think she was the best thing about Real housewives of Miami. I will tune in each week just to see this trainwreck.
    I agree. The rest of them were pretty boring.

    She claims to be psychic and a witch. She looks more like the troll under the bridge though.


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    Must run in the family..
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    I think I've said the same about Jocelyn Wildenstein and maybe some others, but this lady looks like a burn victim where they've tried to reconstruct the face into something somewhat human looking.

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    ^by using bondo or something.
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    How can anyone prefer this look rather than a few wrinkles ~ even a LOT of wrinkles looks better than this crap.

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    Her daughter is heading into the same direction.

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    ^^ oh my god, is she blind? and all the people around her, including the plastic surgeon?
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    stef - once it's done, it's done though. if you wake up from the anesthesia and you have that face, what are you gonna do?

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