EEK!! Mother of Real Housewives of Miami Marysol Patton

**smurfette** · February 24th, 2011, 02:21 PM

Freakshow Elsa Patton is 76 years old and according to TMZ both she and her Housewives daughter Marisol were arrested for DUI in 2010. Like mother, like daughter.

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**SHELLEE** · February 24th, 2011, 02:27 PM

I think she was the best thing about Real housewives of Miami. I will tune in each week just to see this trainwreck.

**Honey** · February 24th, 2011, 02:28 PM

Yikes, what a freak

**stef** · February 24th, 2011, 03:53 PM

oh fuck. she makes jacky stallone look decent (no, that's impossible, but still...).

**Brandy Alexander** · February 24th, 2011, 03:54 PM

Ooooh, how purty ...

**MohandasKGanja** · February 24th, 2011, 03:58 PM

I think some plastic surgeon out there is having his Cubist period.

**bellini** · February 24th, 2011, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by SHELLEE

I think she was the best thing about Real housewives of Miami. I will tune in each week just to see this trainwreck.

I agree. The rest of them were pretty boring.

She claims to be psychic and a witch. She looks more like the troll under the bridge though.

**McJag** · February 24th, 2011, 04:14 PM

Must run in the family..

**Jezi** · February 24th, 2011, 06:11 PM

I think I've said the same about Jocelyn Wildenstein and maybe some others, but this lady looks like a burn victim where they've tried to reconstruct the face into something somewhat human looking.