Ivana Trump in a bikini

**fgg** · February 14th, 2011, 07:56 PM

Either Ivana Trump has grown a penis, or she’s wearing the swimming version of Oops! I Crapped My Pants. Whatever the case, I’m considering spending my Friday night gouging my eyes out.

Ivana Poke My Eyes Out | Yeeeah!

cover up, gawd!

**angelais** · February 14th, 2011, 08:03 PM

She plumps up those damn lips and doesn't worry about the rest of her body?

**Beeyotch** · February 14th, 2011, 08:08 PM

Oh well. She was gorgeous in her day, we all age and one can't have it all.

But those lips are thoroughly unnecessary and doing her no favors. She looks like a muppet.

**Witchywoman** · February 14th, 2011, 08:09 PM

She doesn't look so bad for a 61 yr old woman...a one piece wouldnt help matters much.

**MohandasKGanja** · February 14th, 2011, 08:14 PM

Yikes, I thought the thread title said IVANKA Trump...

**Laurent** · February 14th, 2011, 08:16 PM

Her stomach is pulled tight yet her inner thighs sag. Tummy tuck?

**Honeythorn** · February 14th, 2011, 08:18 PM

At least it's not Donatella Versace in a bikini. Thank the lawd!

**McJag** · February 14th, 2011, 08:20 PM

Face or figure.

**mtlebay** · February 14th, 2011, 09:19 PM

Ivana Throwup.

**SHELLEE** · February 14th, 2011, 09:33 PM

Is that a stray hair under her dick?

**stef** · February 15th, 2011, 10:05 AM

did she have lipo on her thighs? or does the loose skin come from aging?
she doesn't look bad for her age, though. most "older" women i see at the beach look like this. her tummy looks pretty good.

her face, on the other hand...

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**smurfette** · February 15th, 2011, 11:01 AM

From the neck down she looks great for her age. But her lips are absolutely ridiculous. They look like over-inflated sausages. And her face is very swollen.

**rollo** · February 15th, 2011, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by McJag

Face or figure.

Neither?

**MrsDark** · February 15th, 2011, 07:50 PM

She should have been doing some weight bearing exercise. But still think she doesn't looks so bad for her age (minus the ridiculous PS face). I'll bet she looks better in a bathing suit than Donald!