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Thread: Keanu Reeves, Immortal?

  1. November 16th, 2010, 07:37 AM #1
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    Default Keanu Reeves, Immortal?



    I'm sure thousands of the pathetic plastic surgery freak of nature aging celebs would want to know his secret. If he has one. That doesn't involve the fountain of youth.
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  2. November 16th, 2010, 01:19 PM #2
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    Why is this posted in the just plain scary section?
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  3. November 16th, 2010, 01:20 PM #3
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    Noobie needs to lurk MOAR.
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  4. November 16th, 2010, 03:57 PM #4
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    lol,troll fail.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.
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  5. November 16th, 2010, 04:40 PM #5
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    But Keanu does look damn good!

    She is such a useless shit stain on the panties of humanity~Bitter's awesome description of K.K
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  6. November 16th, 2010, 06:14 PM #6
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    ^Yes he does.

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  7. November 16th, 2010, 08:23 PM #7
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    Cool I'm partially joking!

    I think that this thread by the newbie is in the right place, because...

    Keanu has not aged, man!

    What is up with that?

    He is like a 'Stepford stud' or something.

    Like, it is a "Picture of Dorian Gray" thing going on. Actually, he could never star in a remake of that movie (which is a really good book) because he has never aged. His secret picture would have to be CGI and stuff.
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  8. November 17th, 2010, 01:28 PM #8
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    What is he a vampire? I'm not sure what they are implying? He really doesn't age at all. I think he looked his best in Speed.
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  9. November 17th, 2010, 02:31 PM #9
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    While it might seem OT, I am perfectly happy with a Keanu thread in here, too. The world needs more Keanu, starting from these boards.
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  10. November 17th, 2010, 03:06 PM #10
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    ^ ITA!

    Keanu is fucking haaaawt.
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    it's the asian in him
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    A better comparison would be a still from Bill & Ted and today. Keanu is aging, he's just aging well.
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  13. November 17th, 2010, 05:22 PM #13
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    Man, my husband is beautiful.
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  14. November 17th, 2010, 05:50 PM #14
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    *keeps waiting for Sad Keanu to make his way into the thread*


    I'm too dumb to do it myself course..
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    He really doesn't look but a few days older in the "older" pic. Kind of weird. He's never been my cuppa tea but I do envy his Dorian Gray ability.
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