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    Default Playboy twins/Hugh Hefner's ex nurses

    Twincesting For Camera Clicks




    Hugh Hefner's former twin day nurses (they were in charge of crushing pills into his blueberry sauce) Kristina and Karissa Shannon have already proven that they will climb every step on the fuckery ladder for attention, so naturally here they are giving us a visual representation for The Incest Song at a Playboy party.
    This mess looks like one factory rejected mannequin trying to give CPR to another factory rejected mannequin. Besides, St. Angie and James Haven did it better. And by better I mean grosser.


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    ew

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    nasty!

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    no level too low to stoop to I guess

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    After you've had Hef's wrinkly old ballsack in your mouth your sister's tongue is a piece of cake.
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    So they're actually sisters and not just two broads who look alike? Eck. Yucky.

    Beyond that, I'm underwhelmed. All hef's whores basically look the same.
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    That's fucking disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    After you've had Hef's wrinkly old ballsack in your mouth your sister's tongue is a piece of cake.
    omg the visual image that I am experiencing may require many years of therapy
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    Keep it in the family.
    Is this one of those "I can't be a skeevy perv, because I'm a family man" babies?


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    Hey, anything for attention, folks!!

    Mom and Dad must be beaming with pride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    After you've had Hef's wrinkly old ballsack in your mouth your sister's tongue is a piece of cake.
    That is one of the funniest yet disgusting things I have ever heard.

    I screamed with laughter all by myself on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    After you've had Hef's wrinkly old ballsack in your mouth your sister's tongue is a piece of cake.
    Quote Originally Posted by landerq View Post
    That is one of the funniest yet disgusting things I have ever heard.

    I screamed with laughter all by myself on that one.
    Brilliant and disgusting! We can't ask for more than that.

    Why doesn't it bother me that they are incestuous lesbian sister nurses but the one on the right needs a manicure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    After you've had Hef's wrinkly old ballsack in your mouth your sister's tongue is a piece of cake.
    that was seriously disgusting. and hilarious.
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    I know this type of shit happens but I have no respect for these types of people. Disgusting whores.

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    Ooh yeah incest is so sexy and edgy.....

    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    All hef's whores basically look the same.
    Yep, seen one seen 'em all.

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