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    A Potent Shot Of Perfection




    Now this is what a constipated Chucky Doll looks like after getting a discount makeover from a crackhead beautician with Tourettes at a Glamour Shots in the mini-mall, and it is so many layers of RIGHT!
    Here's famed Rumpologist Jackie Stallone almost percolating her wig off at an event with her son Frank in Los Angeles last night. Jackie is giving herself the vapors! Even Jackie's exquistely applied lip liner is slowly weeping from being so close to her beauty. It knows that it's not worthy. Or maybe it's trying to slither away towards the nearest exit (NEVER!!!).
    It's as if you covered one of Carrot Top's nutsacks with every product Oil of Olay has to offer! You can cancel church tomorrow, because you've already been graced with a higher power this weekend.



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    That is some scary shit right there.
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    Absolute stunner.

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    what the hell is up with the runaway lipstick.
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    This is a woman who should be Titney's personal stylist. The looks they could create- MUAH!
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    Actually she looks better here than in some older pictures I've seen. Not saying she looks good, mind you, but just better here. That lipstick is driving me batshit, though.

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    She looks like Carrot Top.
    How can you trust anything that bleeds for 3 days every month but doesn't die?

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    She has always looked like a hot mess...I'm glad somethings never change.
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    Are there any pics of her before she started this PS crap?
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    she's been a mess ever since...well, since always as far as I know! I can't believe no one told her that her lipstick was all jacked. But then again, her whole face is jacked, so maybe ppl thought she wanted it to be like that!

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    Here's an older pic of the old boiler but I can't tell you if it's before or after any PS.

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    Found this, don't know from what year the before pic is.

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    I feel sick

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    Must be that new lipstick brand that melts on your face, not in the tube.

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    Is that a cold sore on her lip?

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