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Did Kate Gosselin Get Back Alley Botox?
Kate Gosselin was photographed running errands (aka whoring for camera clicks) near her house on Monday looking like she was on the hunt for Dorothy's ruby red slippers. Basically, bitch was working some "I'll get you my pretty" brows. Well, several plastic surgeons looked at before and after pictures of Kate and the consensus is that she got fucked in the wrong way with a Botox needle while trying to Hollywood-ize herself even more. UsWeekly has their quotes:
In the "after" photo, she "has the typical appearance of Dysport or Botox poorly placed in the space between the brows where frown lines occur," adds Olding. But because Gosselin didn't have any injectables put in her forehead, "the lateral part of her brow is elevated in an abnormally high position, which my patients refer to as McDonald's arches!" Explains NYC-based Dr. Steven Pearlman, "The center of her eyebrows are dropped and spread, which can happen from Botox treatment of the forehead frown lines."Did someone just compare Kate Gosselin to Jack Nicholson?! Cut to Jack giving us his best "NOT AMUSED":
Pearlman believes Gosselin may have been injected in the shape of a "V" on her forehead, meaning the muscles near her temple weren't affected "so they over act, giving this Jack Nicholson type of look! Her upper eyelids look a little hollow, which can be as a result of the brows being pulled upward."
Gosselin's surgeon is slammed by ScientificSkin.com owner Dr. Kenneth Beer: "This is a bad injection technique with poor placement. The injections were done in a cookbook pattern with no consideration for her particular anatomy. Her outer brow is too peaked, which gives her a devilish appearance."
Luckily for Gosselin, the botched Botox "can be corrected by a few injections above her eyebrows to let them drop a bit," says Dr. Tony Youn. "Or by just waiting a few months for the Botox effects to subside."
What all these medical experts are really trying to say is that ho is now cunty on the outside as well as the inside. Instead of rabid possums bowing before her, she's now got flying monkeys wearing bell hop hats following her ass.
And you know Kate's plastic surgeon did that shit on purpose just to mess with her.
(Image via INFDaily.com)
Did Kate Gosselin Get Back Alley Botox? | Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
i love the Jack Nicholson reference LOL
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
She almost looks cross-eyed.
Nothing she does to her face will erase the ugly that seeps through her pores. Cannot stand this woman.
It's like you ate too much crazy then puked it all over a post and hit submit - Nancydrew
me either!Originally Posted by Serendipity
WORD
Amen to that!
Hallelluyerrrr!
A thousand points of WIN. yes.
Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.
Echo that. She is one nasty woman. Also, botox does not have that devasting affect on your forehead. I have had it done for the past 5 years and do not look like that. She has had one hellova BAD browlift.
She can fuck with her face all she likes - she will always be a munter.
At least she ditched that short chavvy hairstyle she had
me too! gotta love Jack Nicholson! hahaha
She is one nasty lady
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