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    Given her short-lived career as an underwear model, Peaches Geldof should know how to make a pair of pants look good.

    But it's unlikely her latest look will be much in demand.

    The 21-year-old daughter of Sir Bob Geldof wore this unflattering pair of gigantic knickers for a trip to a California water park at the weekend.

    They looked like a pair of control pants – an elasticated undergarment designed to hold in the stomach.

    But unfortunately, they weren't able to cover up the nasty gash on her leg.

    It is not known where the painful-looking wound came from.

    Miss Geldof also seemed a little more rounded than in her last pictures for Ultimo.
    Bosses at the underwear firm last year insisted the pictures were not digitally enhanced.




    Enormously unflattering: Peaches’ new look for summer 2010, left, is a far cry from her Ultimo shoot last year
    She lost her 100,000-a-year contract with the firm after U.S. artist Ben Mills posted pictures of her naked on the internet.
    He claimed to have had a heroin-fuelled, one-night stand with her last November, a claim she strenuously denies.
    The 21-year old is currently dating 38 -year old horror film director Eli Roth,

    She is now trying to revive her career after Miss Geldof is now trying to revive her career.
    She reportedly wants to become an actress.


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    That wound on her leg looks like it could be self inflicted. Anyway, those "knickers" look ridiculous and uncomfortable, especially at a water park.
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    Clearly, there is some confusion about an underwear model is.
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    How photoshopped is that underwear model shoot? At least now we can see why
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    She's grotesque. The ugliest 21 year old girl I've ever seen. Wretched creature. Blek.

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    Please tell me that is not a Last Unicorn tattoo. Please.
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    Never heard of her. She looks dirty.
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    that's no wound...

    i think her vagina is running away from those granny panties...

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    ^^^lmao!

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    Is that a burn on her leg? Like from, oooh, I dunno, a hot pipe or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annika View Post
    that's no wound...

    i think her vagina is running away from those granny panties...
    I just choked on my bagel!
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    Wow, she is one fugly girl. Her Mother was no looker either if I remember correctly...and her Father, well....clearly not a looker.

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    Those tattoos are awful, it looks like someone took a sharpie at her. I doubt that Ultimo would have picked an unknown model with such trashy ones.

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    Thanks for bringing your nasty festering wound to a water park. Yuck.

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    Is Eli Roth going to be a Daddy?

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