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Thread: It's Morticia Beaulieu's (a.k.a. Priscilla "Presley") birthday!

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    Default It's Morticia Beaulieu's (a.k.a. Priscilla "Presley") birthday!

    Morticia turns 65 today. I bet her GRANDchildren will give GRANDMA
    a few lubricants to inject into some body parts to maintain her youth.
    (she hates to be called grandmother/grandma).

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    Morticia Beaulieu! And I just said in another thread that there are some people that are so beautiful that it hurts to look at them. She used to be one of them and how.

    Cher was 64 the other day. I wish Priscilla could have her whole face corrected to something at least normal.

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    Someone should take away her eyebrow pencil and most of her makeup. She is out of control.

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    All of her face is crooked, her eye, her nose, her mouth....

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    PriscillaPresley.com

    Beauty and Priscilla Presley are almost synonymous. Delve into her secrets with beauty tips and sample her designer line of fragrance and jewelry. ...
    www.priscillapresley.com/ -

    I thought this was funny.

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    sad and painful to look at.

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    wow, what a terrible face on her.
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    She looks like the Bride of Chucky.
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    Lord have mercy. She looks like she has bells palsy.
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    She used to be gorgeous, I can't imagine how hard having such a botched job would be.
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    Fucking so wrong......

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    Didn't she inject Z-Grade vaseline or something into her face to get it so fucked up?
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    Close! She had fillers injected into her face by a quack.. except it was like motor oil or axle grease or something
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    It seems like a reputable plastic surgeon could at least TRY to fix some of that shit. She looks like a caricature of herself. And her hairstyle doesn't help any, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    She looks like the Bride of Chucky.
    This.
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