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La Duquesa de Alba (not for the fainthearted)
Source: DListed
La Duquesa de Alba or as her close friends call her, Dońa Maria del
Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y Silv!
Curtsy, motherfuckers! Because you are in the presence of true Spanish
royalty! Dońa Maria is the current reigning Duchess of Alba and head of the
House of Alba. No wonder Jessica Alba always looks like Oscar the Grouch
farted in her face. It's because she knows that there's a hotter Alba on this
planet that she will never EVER be able to touch. Stay mad, Jessica.
Anybody who has "James Stuart (close enough to Stewart)" in their full name
is a wonderful guardian angel! Every time a bell rings, La Duquesa de Alba
just queefed.
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
***** celeb
she looks like heidi montag's corpse in 50 years.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
fuck
Oh dear GOD!!!!!!!!!!
But I can't say I wasn't warned
“The thing that attracts people to “The Sopranos” is the family element. It shows that America still has a longing for that traditional upbringing.” Christine O'Donnell
She looks like Kyra Sedwick and Ron Perlman's love child!
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
"Welcome to the board, Asshole!" Twitchy 2.0
Waterslide (A day one fan of Air Quotes)
i saw her in person in sevilla. even took pictures so i could capture the horror in all its glory. she's impressively ugly.
and the most amazing thing is, she thinks she's hot.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
^ wow omg sput, thats amazing! awwwwww sevilla
I want to know if she's a victim of bad PS, or if she looks like this naturally.
Bad PS. She once looked like this:
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
how did she looked when she was younger?
I knew she reminded me of somebody! omgOriginally Posted by Air Quotes
“The thing that attracts people to “The Sopranos” is the family element. It shows that America still has a longing for that traditional upbringing.” Christine O'Donnell
horrible PS. and she speaks like a retard.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhRA9foFGss[/YOUTUBE]
and no, it's not just because she's old. she already spoke like that when she was younger.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
She's revolting
She didn't look too bad when she was younger. Here's an article about her, but the author is full of sh*t. Striking features, indeed.
Why they wouldn’t let Picasso paint me in the nude! | The Olive Press
Why they wouldn’t let Picasso paint me in the nude!
November 30, 2009
IT is impossible to sit in a dentists’ waiting room in Spain without seeing the latest pictures of the colourful life of the Duquesa de Alba.
Whether it be a day on the beach with her toyboy lover, 20 years her junior, or the iron grandmother pictured with her coterie of grandchildren, few foreign residents in Spain could fail to recognise the striking features of the 18th Duchess of Alba.
Spain’s most titled woman – whose blood is so blue the Queen of England would have to curtsey to her – she is followed by paparazzi wherever she goes.
And this, of course, is not surprising for a woman, who has more than 150 titles and owns palaces in Madrid, Salamanca and Sevilla, not to mention sizeable villas in Marbella and Ibiza.
So rich, in fact, is Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, 81, to use her real name, that it is said that she can cross one end of Spain to the other without having to leave her own country estates.
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