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    Default Ali "Benjamin Buttons" Lohan Chola-Abuelita Eyebrows

    Tuesday, April 27th 2010
    .....The Fuck?




    This is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 EYEBROW SITUATION right here. You know Lindsay Lohan put a Sharpie in Ali Lohan's hand and forced her to paint these eyebrows on, because she said it will make her look like Joan Crawford. Fuck my eyes with a wire hanger, because she looks more like the Benjamin Button-ized love child of Groucho Marx and Gollum. Lindsay Lohan should stick to sniffing Sharpies instead of using them on her sister's eyebrows. Beyond brow fuckery.
    I am a strong supporter of eyebrow art, but this only works if Ali Lohan wants to look like a bridge witch who lost all her teeth from chewing on children's toe nails and gnawing on deer bones. Ali's sweater is even disintegrating at the sight of her scary ass. It's afraid she's going to throw it in the oven like she did to those village kids. Release the Kraken! I said "Kraken," not "Crackhead," so you can stand down, Lindsay.
    Here's more of Ali with Lindsay Lohan at Millions of Milkshakes yesterday. Millions of Milkshakes is really the only place that will give Lilo a job nowadays.

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    OMG - she looks awful in that top picture!!

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    Bitch, the mirror has more uses than snorting lines off of! Take a look in one when you're not bent over it, for fucks sake.
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    She doesn't look that bad but I don't understand why thick brows are now fashionable. I can't stand them and never will!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolceVita View Post
    She doesn't look that bad but I don't understand why thick brows are now fashionable. I can't stand them and never will!
    Some ppl can pull of thick brows and some ppl can't. I think Camilla Belle or whatever her name is, looks beautiful with thick brows and so did Brooke Shields during her heyday. This Lohan bitch cannot pull them off, obviously.

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    I agree with Michael Lohan now, CPS needs to get involved.
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    THIS is how you do thick eyebrows!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Bitch, the mirror has more uses than snorting lines off of! Take a look in one when you're not bent over it, for fucks sake.
    So true.

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    She looks uncannily like Samantha Ronson:



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    That just took it to a whole new level of ick
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    The title alone made me snort coffee outta my nose! Major LOLZ. but um yeah the eyebrows are major fail.

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    Dude, she looks like the female McPoyle!

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    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    She looks uncannily like Samantha Ronson:


    Yep, I was just going to say that.
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    The Lohans all just look so dirty.
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