good gawd, she's only 16. Where's White Oprah to reign this chick in. Great parenting skills, she's letting LINDSAY raise her.
This is 16-year-old Ali Lohan leaving her hotel in London to go to a Haiti Benefit (question mark) with her older sister.
I'm not going to focus on the fact that Ali looks like she was halfway through Marilyn Manson's Dita Von Teese Transformation Factory when the machine broke and spit her out. Instead, I'm going to applaud Ali's impeccable eyebrows. Lindsay's brows always look like they are about to be eaten away by the meth monster or fall off due to malnutrition, so I'm happy that someone in that raggedy family knows what's really important.
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good gawd, she's only 16. Where's White Oprah to reign this chick in. Great parenting skills, she's letting LINDSAY raise her.
Well, the whore apples sure didn't fall far from the whore tree. Sylkyn
She's ready for her close up, Mr. De Mille.
She's only 16 and she looks like she's 40! Imagine what she's gonna look like when she actually is 40!!!![]()
That doesn't even vaguely resemble her! What happened to her Roebuckers? The teeth that looked filed down and had been bought at the Dollar Tree? Are we sure this is Ali?
'High, High. Yaw Both High and Smokin' Weeeed in Front of My Howse"Bah-Brahhh-Teen Mom
what didn't happen to Ali Lohan- is more the question.
Seriously, she looks washed up at the age of 16.
I never would have known that it was her!
"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." TEAM MILEY!!
Is that really her? Looks like an old dragqueen to me.
"Well isn't that special"
Can you imagine everything this girl has seen in her 16 years? Between her trainwreck of a cracked out/junkie sister, to White Oprah to her father...it's no wonder her eyes look so deadl
Good Lord she looks like Bette Davis (with Joan Crawford's eyebrows as inspiration) in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (fitting!)
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She looks like the love child of Rumer Willis and Dita Von Teese.
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