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    Default What's wrong with Angelina Jolie's face?! NSFAnyone!

    Why is her face melting into a Freddy Kruger mask?? Is it karma? Joking aside, I'm kinda concerned for her. Jen must be toasting.

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    W. T. Fuck???????

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    Scary! What is it??
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    It looks like a skin mask.

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    Her jaw implant's detaching?

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    good grief

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    PS scarring? Weird.

    On a side note, I love those pants!

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    what the hell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    It looks like a skin mask.
    It is a skin mask. In reality there is no such person as Angelina Jolie, it's actually Jennifer Aniston wearing prosthetics as part of an evil mastermind scam to keep her name in the press as part of the fucking endless love triangle. One day some pesky, meddling kids and their hapless hound are going to figure it out and unmask her in front of the local sheriff. Until then we'll just have to keep a sharp eye out for any tell-tale trickles of sand in the vicinity of "Angie"...

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    Are you sure that's not photoshopped? What the hell is that? It looks like she was burned and it's healed over.

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    What the hell??
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    Ew. Didn't she once say she had a scar on her neck or something, from her cutting days? But I've never noticed that before...

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    I SOLVED the mystery, yall!

    Angelina Jolie is a shape shifting REPTILIAN, who was caught on camera mid morph.


    YouTube - Angelina Jolie is photographed by Paparazzi beginning to Shapeshift into a Reptilian ! ! !

    [youtube]3G-I6rbTmMI[/youtube]

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    omg wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    It is a skin mask. In reality there is no such person as Angelina Jolie, it's actually Jennifer Aniston wearing prosthetics as part of an evil mastermind scam to keep her name in the press as part of the fucking endless love triangle. One day some pesky, meddling kids and their hapless hound are going to figure it out and unmask her in front of the local sheriff. Until then we'll just have to keep a sharp eye out for any tell-tale trickles of sand in the vicinity of "Angie"...
    I think you're right

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