A devoted mother got her souffle top decorated with the tattooed portrait of a Miami DJ in order to win passes for her equally dumb daughter (who is way too old for this shit) to meet the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber. Insert Fark's "Florida" tag here.
If I ever asked my mother to get a tattoo of Rick Dees' face above her ass so that I could meet my tween icon Martika, she probably would've dropped me off on the steps of a Catholic church and left me there.
On a positive note, it will only take a few strokes of red to turn that mom's tattoo into the Heat Miser.
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eat a hot bowl of dicks.
What a ridiculously spoilt kid and ridiculously stupid mother. She'll now have to spend her savings on getting rid of the tattoo instead of a decent orthodontist for her daughter.
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
The daughter looks special.
My mom would never do that, but then I would never ask her to. That's sickening.
I would never let my mom do that just so I could met someone. So stupid. Maybe the mom think she's cool or perhaps she has a nasty little crush on the kid like those scary twilight moms?
"Well isn't that special"
I am so ashamed--I know who he is.
*red face* so do I...and I actually saw him perform live at Much Music in December....I'm sooooo ashamed!!
In my own defense, I didn't know who he was before that night. I took my 13 and 15 y.o. nieces to see him. He looks like a little girl. :p
My sister and I were laughing pretty hard when he was declaring his love to a girl in one of his videos.
too much hair, not enough skull
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
At least he is cute. My daughter had a crush on nsync....
^^ i had a crush on nsync too. at least they had already reached puberty when they became famous.
this woman is crazy.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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