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    Question Mother gets tramp stamp for Justin Bieber(?) concert passes

    A devoted mother got her souffle top decorated with the tattooed portrait of a Miami DJ in order to win passes for her equally dumb daughter (who is way too old for this shit) to meet the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber. Insert Fark's "Florida" tag here.


    If I ever asked my mother to get a tattoo of Rick Dees' face above her ass so that I could meet my tween icon Martika, she probably would've dropped me off on the steps of a Catholic church and left me there.


    On a positive note, it will only take a few strokes of red to turn that mom's tattoo into the Heat Miser.


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    Wtf?

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    What a ridiculously spoilt kid and ridiculously stupid mother. She'll now have to spend her savings on getting rid of the tattoo instead of a decent orthodontist for her daughter.
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    The daughter looks special.

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    My mom would never do that, but then I would never ask her to. That's sickening.

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    I would never let my mom do that just so I could met someone. So stupid. Maybe the mom think she's cool or perhaps she has a nasty little crush on the kid like those scary twilight moms?
    "Well isn't that special"

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    I have no idea who Justin Beber is, but this
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    is fucking hilarious. Lemme guess, 13 year old with emo hair?

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXUSaVw3Mvk&feature=fvst[/YOUTUBE]
    I am so ashamed--I know who he is.

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    *red face* so do I...and I actually saw him perform live at Much Music in December....I'm sooooo ashamed!!

    In my own defense, I didn't know who he was before that night. I took my 13 and 15 y.o. nieces to see him. He looks like a little girl. :p

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    My sister and I were laughing pretty hard when he was declaring his love to a girl in one of his videos.

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    At least he is cute. My daughter had a crush on nsync....

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    ^^ i had a crush on nsync too. at least they had already reached puberty when they became famous.

    this woman is crazy.
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