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    Default Jocelyn Wildenstein on the prowl




    If you didn't make it to church today for whatever reason (examples: your big toe burned off when you stepped through the door, or there were armed guards waiting to block you at the entrance), you can worship at the altar of Jocelyn Wildenstein! Just like church, a few minutes with Jocelyn's picture will make you want to down an economy-sized jug of vodka from Costco. That's because her ethereal beauty is so intense, you'll need something stiff to calm your insides.
    Here's Jocelyn sashaying through the streets of Miami on Friday night. You know, when I first saw the thumbnails of these pictures, I thought Lindsay Lohan had finally washed her hair and stole herself from sexy clothes from Cache. The truth is, if LiLo keeps injecting her lips with ultrasound gel, she'll look just like the beautiful Bride of Wildenstein in no time.




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    Please kill it.

    Not the lion.

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    She does have gorgeous hair!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    She does have gorgeous hair!
    It looks like cotton candy to me.

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    I just wouldn't go out in public. At all.

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    ^^ me neither.
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    I wonder if she's embarrassed by what she's done to herself or if she sees a hot piece when she looks in the mirror.

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    How old is she(it?) btw?

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    She was born in 1940. Talk about the epitome of a "cougar"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    She was born in 1940. Talk about the epitome of a "cougar"...
    Almost SEVENTY! ??? Damn. As bad looking as he is, she is not that OLD looking to me. I bet she would have aged fairly well if she had not ruined herself.
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    That thing's almost 70?? Jeeeesus

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    I think she looks a little better here than usual, but that is not saying much. I agree with Soj, that she looks like she would've aged well if not for the horrid plastic surgery. Crazy face or not, i wouldn't have guessed 70.

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    the last pic is the best ive seen her

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