Brittany Murphy & her husband

**fgg** · November 18th, 2009, 05:47 PM

He is seriously disgusting!

Menage A Barf

Now I know why my abuelita thinks public displays of affection are sucio and should be illegal. Hand me a petition, and I'll sign it in blood that came pouring out of my eye holes when I first saw these pictures of Brittany Murphy kissing on her conman husband Simon Monjack at LAX today.

Aw. I shouldn't dry heave all over their love. They look happy (?). I mean, Simon is kissing on Brittany like she's a Twinkie Casserole. And she's kissing him back like he's a Collagen needle, so that's all that matters.

However, that poor dog is about to stage her own death.

**Belt Up** · November 18th, 2009, 05:53 PM

Jesus Christ

**Penny Lane** · November 18th, 2009, 06:01 PM

OMG he's trying to eat her! This is almost as bad as Gummi Bear Davis.

**Lalique** · November 18th, 2009, 06:03 PM

Why is she with him? She's fairly attractive. Must suck to go from Ashton Kutcher to this thing

**bomulll** · November 18th, 2009, 06:05 PM

wtf he is repulsive

**NicoleWasHere** · November 18th, 2009, 06:20 PM

Poor dog.

**msdeb** · November 18th, 2009, 06:31 PM

the both of them are disgusting.

**DolceVita** · November 18th, 2009, 06:49 PM

Maybe he's a good man? I wonder if it means he'll treat her better because he will be in awe of pulling someone MUCH better looking? Call me cynical but a young , rich and good looking man is almost a certain cheat.
If she used to date Ashton then she really has gone backwards in the looks department

**heart_leigh** · November 18th, 2009, 06:49 PM

Ew. That's...just...ewwww.

**Beeyotch** · November 18th, 2009, 07:23 PM

He is NOT a good man. If I recall, he's been accused of shady things, seems like a con man to me. He probably provides her drugs, doesn't ask questions about her horrific lips or disturbing hairline and helps himself to her bank account.

*here, from a 2007 article, he's a "screenwriter" (who isn't in Hollywood?)/producer of dubious merit, but shady through and through

According to sources at the National Enquirer, Brittany Murphy married Simon Monjack to keep him from being deported.

Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27, just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage. We knew something was fishy!

To make matters worse, the Enquirer has dug up information suggesting Monjack has a civil judgment against him and a series of felony arrest warrants.

A spokeswoman at U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement has confirmed to the Enquirer that he faces a court hearing about his future in America in July, and could be kicked out of the country.

She says, "He's accused of overstaying his visa and could be deported." Murphy's rep had no comment

Brittany Murphy's Husband Faces Deportation - Brittany Murphy

And check out the comments section of a similar article:

Shame-on Conjack aka Simon Monjack is wiring you the money right now... he swears. Oh, wait... he's already wired it. Now he's yelling at his Swiss bankers about the "screw up." Turns out his phone records reveal he had called his own number and was yelling at himself!! The man knows no shame. He jilts women... has had 10 fiancees that I know about. All of them given fake "diamonds" that turn out to be cubic zirconium. Brittany paid for the real ones that she wear now. Conjack pays for nothing. He even stiffed his immigration attorney by sending a check that bounced. When the attorney complained, Brittany took out her credit card and paid. But worse than all this is the millions he's ripped off from a number of honest people -- even his own mother, telling her he had cancer and needed her new-found inheritance for cancer treatment. His latest scam was pretending to make a movie... which he took money for... and spent only on himself. HE HAS NO TALENT AND ONLY IS MAKING FILMS IN THE DARK SCREENING ROOM OF HIS MIND. His only real film credit, for Factory Girl, he himself brags... came from suing the filmmakers at the last minute when he showed them a script that he said he'd written. Rather than stopping the film to fight the tortious lawsuit, the producers settled. CONJACK MUST BE STOPPED. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? Right now he's setting up his next victim while victimizing Brittany Murphy.

Brittany Murphy Marries screenwriter Simon Monjack (Wizbang Pop!)

**Laurent** · November 18th, 2009, 08:34 PM

What the hell does she see in him? Not only is he fugnasty, he sounds like a shady douchebag.

She's no prize, but surely she could do better than him? I sure as shit wouldn't be okay covering his debts and standing buy while he schemes studios into settling with him.