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    Default Da fuck happened to Sammy Sosa?

    There Must Be A Good Explanation For This




    On the left is Sammy Sosa at an event back in December of last year. On the right is the same person at the Latin Grammy Awards in Las Vegas on Wednesday night. THE FUCK is right!

    Sammy must have an explanation that makes some kind of sense. Either: a) This is Sammy's idea of a Michael Jackson tribute. b) Sammy was attacked by a zombie and is well on his way to becoming one of them. c) Sammy has a skin condition. d) Sammy has straight-up lost his mind.

    I'm tempted to go with D, because that explains why his eyes also look like they've been doused in bleach. I CAN'T!

    You be the judge and the jury! Below are pictures of Sammy and his wife (who looks like a Khloe Kardashian/Gloria Estefan hybrid) at the Latin Grammys this past week. I also threw in some pictures of darker Sammy at a People event this past May.





    At People event, May 2009:



    More pics at the top link (Dlisted.)

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    What the hell...? Did MJ leave his supply of bleach to Sammy?

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    I know. And his eyes look like he's wearing gray or light-colored contacts too. If he's doing this on purpose it's a shame. Ain't nothing wrong with your natural skin color, Sammy. Damn!
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    Looks like he's had his eyes done. What the hell is right.
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    omg!!!! what in THE fuck????? Steroids sure do fuck up a guys face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I know. And his eyes look like he's wearing gray or light-colored contacts too. If he's doing this on purpose it's a shame. Ain't nothing wrong with your natural skin color, Sammy. Damn!
    Maybe he thinks that if he looks lighter people will forget about the steroids and the cork in the bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I know. And his eyes look like he's wearing gray or light-colored contacts too. If he's doing this on purpose it's a shame. Ain't nothing wrong with your natural skin color, Sammy. Damn!
    Yeah, even the eyes are lighter. I have no idea who this guy is but what the hell?
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    Looks like he took lessons in how to change one's looks from Lil Kim

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    You guys are fucking with me, that isn't Sammy. Thats scary!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelly View Post
    Yeah, even the eyes are lighter. I have no idea who this guy is but what the hell?
    Very famous retired baseball player, had steroid scandals and other stuff.

    Sammy Sosa - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Did anyone check to see if he was sporting sparkly socks?
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    The hell?!?!
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    Agree with others, WTF???!!

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    Huh...how weird. Can this happen naturally?
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    Okay, that pic is totally freaking me out! Sammy, what happened to you?

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